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TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #58
Smash Tournament Part 1
Welcome to Dimension <#TLBT11>. A world different from the SEGA games, FOX TV shows, Sonic Comics, and anything alike. Where the world is inhabited with humans and animal-human creatures called Mobians. They inhabit with the humans in harmony and peace. The heroes of this dimension are known as Sonic the Hedgehog, captain of Team Heroes, Brian Griffin, Sonic's 2nd best friend and Team Sidekick, Alex the Hedgehog, Co-founder of Team Blazer, and Flair the Hedgehog, the King of the Orange Hedgehogs and Fire City also known as the Founder of Team Blazer.
Setting- The TLBT House- Next Day after Burning Magic Part 3
*Alex comes in the door*
Sonic: Anything?
Alex: Yeah, and a package for Brian…
Brian: Right here.*takes the package*
Alex: What do you order?
Brian: Some wired stuff…*runs upstairs and shuts the door*
Alex: He better not be using my credit card!
Sonic: Oh if it there's a 9 in the first digit then is it yours?
Alex: God dammit Brian! Stop using my credit card!
Brian: NO!
Alex: I think that is also why my Sears card got maxed out…
Sonic: Wait, you shop at Sears?
Alex: Yeah why?
Sonic: I have a Sears righ---
Alex: Let me see!*snatches the card* STOP USING MY STUFF! You're as worse as Brian! Just take your mail!*shoves the mail in Sonic's face*
Sonic: Okay then!*holds a Neon Green Envelope* Hm? Volt? I wonder what this is.*opens the letter*
'MEMBERS AND RESIDENTS OF THE TLBT HOUSE AREA
22 HEROES LANE/721 MWAPT. ROOF
FIRE CITY, KY
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE 1st ANNUAL SMASH TOURNAMENT!
FIGHTERS FROM ALL OVER THIS DIMENSION WILL FIGHT IN THIS SPECIAL TOURNAMENT! WHO EVER WINS GETS TO BE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. SEE YOU THERE!
VOLT THE HEDGEHOG
P.S. THESE SMASH BADGES WILL ALLOW YOU TO GET PASSED THE GATE OF THE SMASH STADIUM'
Sonic: HAY GUYS! YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME DOWN AND SEE THIS!
Hound:*comes downstairs* What is it?
Sonic: Where'd you come from?
Hound:*looks around* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nowhere.
Sonic(SFH): Suuuuuure! Sure you did…
Sonic: Hmhm. But check this out! We are invited to fight in a Smash Tournament!
Flair: Does anyone see any references to anything?
Maddie: I do!
Sonic: Seriously! People need to stop popping up in my house and use the door!
Ice Cube: Like me?
Sonic: Dude! Get out of here!
Aqua: Anyways?
Sonic: But, I say we do this tournament! We can do this know! We are tough, and we are good fighting. Who's in?
Aqua: I am!
Maddie: Me too.
Flair: Same here.
Sonic: Let's go!
Setting- Fire City- Exit 795- Brian's 2004 Toyota Prius
Sonic: Okay it says we need to cross this highway, Blue-Blur to Blue-Boy. Come in!
Hound:*on the talkie* What?!
Sonic: Where are you?
Hound:*on the talkie* Still behind you!
Sonic: Good!
Hound:*on the talkie* When we get there I am so gonna kill you…
Sonic: Already ahead of ya.*gets off the talkie*
Alex:*on her iPhone* Hay watch this! I'm gonna prank call Hound on the talkie!
Flair: How?
Alex: App on the phone. Let's you mess around with the people. Last night I messed with a bunch of the truckers.
Flair: Oh lord…
Maddie: Why?
Alex: It's fun, just watch.*puts the the phone on speaker* Hay this is a survey.
Hound:*on the phone* Okay?
Alex: Say Ima.
Hound: Ima.
Alex: Tot.
Hound: Tot.
Alex: Albut.
Hound: Albut.
Alex: Twad.
Hound: Twad.
Alex: Say it all together.
Hound: I'm a total buttwad?
Brian: HAHA!
Hound: Just to let you know, I know it's you Alex.
*Alex turns off the app*
Alex: No he don't!
Hound:*on the talkie* Tell Alex I know it was her and to stop messing with the waves. She's using that app again!
Alex:*shakes her head no* No he don't!
Sonic: No she ain't. She's sleeping.
Hound: Wait then who---- GAH nevermind! It might have been Maddie.
Maddie:*uses lightning on Hound* Nope.
Erving:*on the talkie* Hay Maddie, Hound turned into ash and--- Frank don't eat him!
Frank: Awwww. But the tail tastes so good.
Erving: Wait what?*gets off*
*Aqua gets out from under the seat*
Aqua: Are we there yet?
Sonic: No… Hay Aqua? Stop popping up from everywhere! Would you?
Aqua: Nope!
Flair: Give that man a cookie!
Ruby:*holding a jar of cookies* Nope.
Brian: O_O She wasn't supposed to be in here yet!
Sonic: What? Eyes one the road! Twit!
Brian: Shut up!
Setting- Hound's Zone Vehicle
Hound: Tell Maddie to turn me back into myself!
Hypon:*driving* Ugh! I'm in a car, with idiots!
Sonic:*on the talkie* Get used to it!*gets off*
Alex:*on the talkie* Hay---
Hypon: Alex! I know it's you!
Sonic:*on the talkie* Alex… Stop it!
Alex:*on the talkie* Nope!*gets off*
Hypon: This is gonna be a while!
Setting- Brian's 2004 Toyota Prius
*Maddie pokes Alex with a pretzel*
Maddie: We bored her to death again…
Flair: Hold on!*gets on the talkie* Hay Hound, help me here. Say giggity real fast.
Hound:*on the talkie* Fine… giggity.
Alex:*gets up* NO!*gets out her sword and beats the seat*
Sonic: You had to do that, didn't you Flair?
Flair: Yeah pretty much.
Alex: =_= Flair… Why? Why do this? To me! Why?
Flair: I was bored and so was she.
Maddie: There's a pretzel in your hair.
Alex: Is there?*gets a pretzel* Huh. There was!*eats it*
Flair: That came from the floor…
Alex: O_O What?!
Sonic: Did it?
Flair: Yeah.
Alex: ICK! No! Why did you-- I'm gonna get you!
Maddie: Watch it! I have---
Flair: I'd give up right away!
Brian: Is this the place?
*They all look up and see a stadium with a neon green Smash symbol on the flags on a brown symbol on the entrance with windows like on the Circus Maximus, you know the ones. With the whole stadium dark red and brown*
Sonic: Yep. I think so.
Music: Super Smash Bros. for WiiU/3DS- Main Theme
Alex: Why did Smash Bros music play all of a sudden?
Flair: Umm… Fourth Wall much?
Maddie: What Fourth Wall?
Flair: =_= YOU KNOW THE WALL!
Hound:*on the talkie* We're here!
Flair: Good.
*pause music*
Sonic: Pull over real fast!
Brian: Why?
Sonic: I'm gonna beat Hound!*gets out the car*
Brian: Time to find a parking spot… It's always hard to find one that's really good to be in!
Hound:*outside* Hay Sonic! Why are you--- OH GOD!
Sonic:*outside, kicks Hound* BEATING YOU UP GTA STYLE LIKE A BOSS!
Hypon:*outside* Not really…
Alex: Is he really beating up Hound?
Flair: Yeah? Why?
Alex: I want to get out!
Brian: No!
Alex: Awwww…
Frank:*on the window* Hi…
Alex: THE HELL?!
Brian: Frank! Get off the window! I just cleaned that! Stop rubbing your b---
Flair: Brian… Let's let the viewers guess what he's rubbing on the window…
Alex: Fourth Wall?
Flair:*sarcastic voice* Nah! Not all!*normal voice* Yes! It was!
Alex: Okay! Jesus!
Setting- Smash Stadium- Hall Entrance
Alex: This place is… wow.
Sonic: What?
Alex: It's just big. That's all.
Brian: Okay then! Frank, don't even call that fat cat!
Big: FROGGY!*pounces on Brian*
Brian: Dammit Frank!
Frank: Wow was I supposed to know that was him?
Hound: Fun fact about Frank… His design is kinda inspired by an original Knuckles concept.
Frank: Wow… Even I didn't know that!
Sonic: All thanks to Edon's “History of Sonic the Hedgehog” book they published.
Flair: Was it really?
Tales499: True thing right here, I didn't even find that out until I read it on the Knuckles character page.
Flair: And Hound, I told you no more fun facts!
Hound: You can't stop me! I am----
Alex:*hits Hound in the face* YOU'RE NOT SPARTA, TWIT!
Hound: Gowwwwww…
Setting- Smash Stadium- Announcer Room
Volt:*puts on the mic* Let's do this…
Blade: A competition of people being killed… my favourite! $25 on Blue-Boy!
Volt: Knock it off Blade!
Blade: Fine then!
Volt: Plus you're fighting too!
Blade: Don't remind me!
Volt: Just go down into the fighter room!
Blade: Fine! But there better be damn Soul Cakes! Or at least some Hedgehog Meat Tacos!
Volt: Why do we male those again?
Blade: Because I said so and I was gonna blow up the company if you didn't…
Setting- Smash Stadium- Fighter Room
Brian: Alright… so looks like it's Sonic vs me vs Hound vs Frank… okay then! That works!
Sonic: Hay Alex! I wouldn't eat those!
Alex:*eats a taco* Why? Damn these are good… But there's something off about the meat… I can't put my finger on it but it's good.
Blade:*opens the door and runs in* WHERE ARE DAMN HEDGEHOG MEAT TACOS?
Alex:*chokes* W-w-w-*gasps and swallows*what? What was in that?
Blade: Hedgehog meat…
Sonic: Why do you all make those again?
Blade: Shush you damn hog!
Sonic: I'm a hedgehog!
Blade: It's not really hedgehog meat… it's just meat from pigs, cows, chickens, and fox.
Hound: Wait what was that last one?
Blade: Nothing…*eats the taco whole*
Sonic: GAH-ah-ah-ah… You know what… Not even gonna ask!
Blade: Good… You shouldn't!
Brian: Almost time…… Come on dammit!
Sonic: I kinda feel like we say damn allot on this series…
Alex:*looks at Sonic*(¬_¬) SEGA needs to be bought by Nintendo already and you know it…
Sonic: No they need to be bought by Sony… o-or Nintendo… But not Microsoft! They already have enough! They already own Mojang and Bengie!
Alex: They own them?
Sonic: (¬_¬) Look who's talking! Twit!
Maddie: Negativity going on here……
Aqua: Hay what are these little cakes here called?
Blade: Soul Cakes… Made out of real souls covered in Caramel and chocolate… not coconut… Alex!
Alex: But I like coconut… I'm just not a caramel person.
Maddie:*snaps to the door* OUT! Go on! Get out!
Frank: You know you like it!
Alex: O_O That's wrong and you know it!
Frank:*processes what he just said* Oh shut the hell up!
Hound: Wanker!
*Hound gets sent flying out the stadium*
Hound: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*lands in the parking lot* You suck!
Hound owned meter: 16
Setting- Smash Stadium- Arena
Volt: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the first annual SMASH TOURNAMENT! Here is how the tournament works! So we choose around four people in the arena tonight and send them in a appending battle and the final fighters who are on the field get to win or have an Sudden Death if they are at a percentage of the same range or haven't got out of the arena for at least 3 tries! So let's get out on field… Sonic, Brian, Hound and Frank!
*Sonic, Brian, Hound and Frank warp onto the field*
Volt: Now let's spin the wheel to see what they are fighting for…
*spins onto Team Battle*
Volt: Looks like we have a Team Battle! And our pairs are Sonic and Brian VS Hound and Frank!
Brian: Oh okay!
Sonic: This should be easy!
Volt: Setting field!
*the field lifts into a rectangle with the Smash symbol in the middle and turns into Marble Zone platform*
Brian: Whoa-ho now!
Hound: I have a bad feeling about this! Like Sonic and Brian are gonna kick our asses!
Sonic: Yeah! We are!
Frank: WHAT?
Volt: Ready? GO!
*Sonic does a homing attack on Hound and sends him flying out the stadium*
Frank: The hell?
Brian: Wait he's coming back!
*Hound gets off a platform and lands on the ground*
Hound: You guys su----
*Brian shoots Hound out the stadium*
Frank: Uhhhhhhh…… Dirt time!*digs down and gets out the the stadium and comes back on a platform* Volt! That dirt needs some work!
Volt: Ugh!
Sonic: Hay look! A smash ball! Mine!
Frank: Hell no!
*Sonic slashes at the Smash Ball and Frank punches it to Brian as he shoots it and gets it*
Brian: Well, here we go!*turns Emerald Mode and slashes Frank 8x and gets him out of the stadium*
Volt: GAME! Hound goes in fourth and Frank in third as Sonic and Brian advance on into battle!
Sonic: Good job Bri!
Brian: Thanks Sonic!*high fives Sonic*
Alex: Well, this is making a nice out come!
Setting- ?????????
??? ??????: Good…… But now I can destroy you and crash your little tournament! And win it for me!
?????: Well, Master…… Ready to destroy Flair like I tried to do with that stupid friend of his!
The Master: Now, now Blair…… You my Alchemistic, can fight when the war starts! Along with you Shade and Shark! Ugh! I wish sometimes that Mecha would leave his brother with me! Now they are coming for us! And until the war starts… You must stay here until my soul says so………
Shark: Yes until I find the echidna and challenge him to the eating contest!
Blair: Does everything need to be food with you?!
Shade: Well, then while he eats I can just kill people with my shadows now can I?
The Master: Yes pretty much! But time to go then and crash a tournament! Chaos…… Control!
*The Master warps away*
WINNERS CUP
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG--------- BRIAN GRIFFIN
ALEX THE HEDGEHOG----------- FLAIR THE HEDGEHOG
BLADE THE DEVIL---------------- MADDIE THE BAT
AQUA THE CAT-------------------- HYPON SHIRONA
SONIC(SFH) THE HEDGEHOG--- EGGMAN(SFH)
LEO THE HEDGEHOG------------ VOLT THE HEDGEHOG
ERVING THE HEDGEHOG-------- SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
LOSERS CUP
HOUND PROWER----------------- FRANCIS DA ECHIDNA
MILES TAILS(SFH) PROWER----- EARTHWORM JIM(SFH)
FREDDY FAZBEAR---------------- FOXY THE PIRATE FOX
SILVER THE HEDGEHOG--------- MEPHILIS THE DARK
IBLIS-------------------------------- SOLARIS
CREEPS---------------------------- SKY THE ENDERMAN
KENNY------------------------------ DERPY SQUID
Volt: Well we have the Winner and Loser list on the board and well it looks like the 14 winners we have will move on into the final roun----
*The Master blasts into the arena making a loud boom warping in*
The Master: Hello, Team Heroes, Team Blazer and Volt!
Volt: The Master?!
Sonic: What?!
Brian: Damn!
Alex: No no no no no! This ain't! I mean--- It can't be!
Hound: It looks like it! The Master is like our Master Hand and Crazy Hand in Smash Bros in this dimension anyways!
Maddie: Okay…… Why reference Smash Bros?! Nintendo can read this!
Brian: So is Scott Cawthon, Mojang, SEGA, Rooster Teeth and everyone else.
Sonic: They are probably here because of the crossover later this year…… Talking to you Rooster Teeth!
Brian: I think they already know!
The Master: I think the FINAL ROUND will start here! Me verses everyone else so that they will die in an spending slow and painful death!
Sonic: You can't do it now!
The Master: Why can't I blue rodent?
Sonic: The first part is over……
To be continued…
Watch the credits below!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4HwNPrYR…
Windy Hill Remix Variant Coming Soon!
TV SIZE CREDITS COMING SOON!
Cast
Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog, Sabrina the Hedgehog, Kirito the Hedgehog, Azuna the Hedgehog, Legend the Zekrom, Zorark, Blazer the Victini, Mewtwo, Verizon, Cynthia the Hedgehog, Cobalt the Cobolian, The Controller, Blair the Alchemistic, Inferno the Hedgehog, Red Hood, Villager Tulip the Hedgehog, Queen Tulip the Hedgehog V, and Tulip the Hedgehog VI
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire, Roger, Vinny, Chris, Meg, Cleveland, Stan Smith and Father Donovan
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
acdking- Volt the Hedgehog, Cee the Hedgehog, Goldy the Rabbit, Golds, Mecha the Hedgehog, General Zolt, and Mech the Alchemistic
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Cream the Rabbit(teenage), Knuckles the Echidna, Blaze the Cat, Marine the Raccoon, and Dr. Eggman
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
Disney- Kermit the Frog
Lowbrow- Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH), and Link(SFH), Soniqua(SFH), Mega Man(MMDATE), Mario(SFH), Toad(SFH), Luigi(SFH), Frogger(SFH), Yellow Bird(SFH), Red Bird(SFH), and White Bird(SFH)
Maddie1534- Maddie the Bat
vaporeonrocks // LucarioShirona- Aqua the Cat/Vaporeon and Hypon the Mixhog/Lucario
FUNimation- Kirito, Azuna and Excalibur
:devLeothehedgehog71000:- Leo the Hedgehog
Jim Davis/Paws Incorporated- Garfield
Archie Comics//Ken Penders//SEGA- Jules the Hedgehog, Bernadette the Hedgehog, Cocoa, Julius Kintober, Colin Kintober, King Acorn, Zonic the Zone Cop, Zlaze the Zone Cop and Eclipse
StrongInventor18- Dark the Hedgehog
Created by Tales499
Written by Tales499
Original Concept by acdking and Tales499
Opening Theme
"Sonic the Hedgehog & Knuckles"
Composed by SnappleMan and Howard Drossin
Owned by OverClocked ReMix
Closing Credits Theme
"Gotta Go Faster [Collision Chaos JP, Sonic - You Can Do Anything]"
Composed by Tuberz McGee and Masafumi Ogata
TV Size Edited by Tales499
Owned by OverClocked ReMix
“Windy Hill Remix”
Composed and Remixed by KyleAB5000
From Sonic Misadventures
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Smash Tournament Part 1
Welcome to Dimension <#TLBT11>. A world different from the SEGA games, FOX TV shows, Sonic Comics, and anything alike. Where the world is inhabited with humans and animal-human creatures called Mobians. They inhabit with the humans in harmony and peace. The heroes of this dimension are known as Sonic the Hedgehog, captain of Team Heroes, Brian Griffin, Sonic's 2nd best friend and Team Sidekick, Alex the Hedgehog, Co-founder of Team Blazer, and Flair the Hedgehog, the King of the Orange Hedgehogs and Fire City also known as the Founder of Team Blazer.
Setting- The TLBT House- Next Day after Burning Magic Part 3
*Alex comes in the door*
Sonic: Anything?
Alex: Yeah, and a package for Brian…
Brian: Right here.*takes the package*
Alex: What do you order?
Brian: Some wired stuff…*runs upstairs and shuts the door*
Alex: He better not be using my credit card!
Sonic: Oh if it there's a 9 in the first digit then is it yours?
Alex: God dammit Brian! Stop using my credit card!
Brian: NO!
Alex: I think that is also why my Sears card got maxed out…
Sonic: Wait, you shop at Sears?
Alex: Yeah why?
Sonic: I have a Sears righ---
Alex: Let me see!*snatches the card* STOP USING MY STUFF! You're as worse as Brian! Just take your mail!*shoves the mail in Sonic's face*
Sonic: Okay then!*holds a Neon Green Envelope* Hm? Volt? I wonder what this is.*opens the letter*
'MEMBERS AND RESIDENTS OF THE TLBT HOUSE AREA
22 HEROES LANE/721 MWAPT. ROOF
FIRE CITY, KY
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE 1st ANNUAL SMASH TOURNAMENT!
FIGHTERS FROM ALL OVER THIS DIMENSION WILL FIGHT IN THIS SPECIAL TOURNAMENT! WHO EVER WINS GETS TO BE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. SEE YOU THERE!
VOLT THE HEDGEHOG
P.S. THESE SMASH BADGES WILL ALLOW YOU TO GET PASSED THE GATE OF THE SMASH STADIUM'
Sonic: HAY GUYS! YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME DOWN AND SEE THIS!
Hound:*comes downstairs* What is it?
Sonic: Where'd you come from?
Hound:*looks around* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nowhere.
Sonic(SFH): Suuuuuure! Sure you did…
Sonic: Hmhm. But check this out! We are invited to fight in a Smash Tournament!
Flair: Does anyone see any references to anything?
Maddie: I do!
Sonic: Seriously! People need to stop popping up in my house and use the door!
Ice Cube: Like me?
Sonic: Dude! Get out of here!
Aqua: Anyways?
Sonic: But, I say we do this tournament! We can do this know! We are tough, and we are good fighting. Who's in?
Aqua: I am!
Maddie: Me too.
Flair: Same here.
Sonic: Let's go!
Setting- Fire City- Exit 795- Brian's 2004 Toyota Prius
Sonic: Okay it says we need to cross this highway, Blue-Blur to Blue-Boy. Come in!
Hound:*on the talkie* What?!
Sonic: Where are you?
Hound:*on the talkie* Still behind you!
Sonic: Good!
Hound:*on the talkie* When we get there I am so gonna kill you…
Sonic: Already ahead of ya.*gets off the talkie*
Alex:*on her iPhone* Hay watch this! I'm gonna prank call Hound on the talkie!
Flair: How?
Alex: App on the phone. Let's you mess around with the people. Last night I messed with a bunch of the truckers.
Flair: Oh lord…
Maddie: Why?
Alex: It's fun, just watch.*puts the the phone on speaker* Hay this is a survey.
Hound:*on the phone* Okay?
Alex: Say Ima.
Hound: Ima.
Alex: Tot.
Hound: Tot.
Alex: Albut.
Hound: Albut.
Alex: Twad.
Hound: Twad.
Alex: Say it all together.
Hound: I'm a total buttwad?
Brian: HAHA!
Hound: Just to let you know, I know it's you Alex.
*Alex turns off the app*
Alex: No he don't!
Hound:*on the talkie* Tell Alex I know it was her and to stop messing with the waves. She's using that app again!
Alex:*shakes her head no* No he don't!
Sonic: No she ain't. She's sleeping.
Hound: Wait then who---- GAH nevermind! It might have been Maddie.
Maddie:*uses lightning on Hound* Nope.
Erving:*on the talkie* Hay Maddie, Hound turned into ash and--- Frank don't eat him!
Frank: Awwww. But the tail tastes so good.
Erving: Wait what?*gets off*
*Aqua gets out from under the seat*
Aqua: Are we there yet?
Sonic: No… Hay Aqua? Stop popping up from everywhere! Would you?
Aqua: Nope!
Flair: Give that man a cookie!
Ruby:*holding a jar of cookies* Nope.
Brian: O_O She wasn't supposed to be in here yet!
Sonic: What? Eyes one the road! Twit!
Brian: Shut up!
Setting- Hound's Zone Vehicle
Hound: Tell Maddie to turn me back into myself!
Hypon:*driving* Ugh! I'm in a car, with idiots!
Sonic:*on the talkie* Get used to it!*gets off*
Alex:*on the talkie* Hay---
Hypon: Alex! I know it's you!
Sonic:*on the talkie* Alex… Stop it!
Alex:*on the talkie* Nope!*gets off*
Hypon: This is gonna be a while!
Setting- Brian's 2004 Toyota Prius
*Maddie pokes Alex with a pretzel*
Maddie: We bored her to death again…
Flair: Hold on!*gets on the talkie* Hay Hound, help me here. Say giggity real fast.
Hound:*on the talkie* Fine… giggity.
Alex:*gets up* NO!*gets out her sword and beats the seat*
Sonic: You had to do that, didn't you Flair?
Flair: Yeah pretty much.
Alex: =_= Flair… Why? Why do this? To me! Why?
Flair: I was bored and so was she.
Maddie: There's a pretzel in your hair.
Alex: Is there?*gets a pretzel* Huh. There was!*eats it*
Flair: That came from the floor…
Alex: O_O What?!
Sonic: Did it?
Flair: Yeah.
Alex: ICK! No! Why did you-- I'm gonna get you!
Maddie: Watch it! I have---
Flair: I'd give up right away!
Brian: Is this the place?
*They all look up and see a stadium with a neon green Smash symbol on the flags on a brown symbol on the entrance with windows like on the Circus Maximus, you know the ones. With the whole stadium dark red and brown*
Sonic: Yep. I think so.
Music: Super Smash Bros. for WiiU/3DS- Main Theme
Alex: Why did Smash Bros music play all of a sudden?
Flair: Umm… Fourth Wall much?
Maddie: What Fourth Wall?
Flair: =_= YOU KNOW THE WALL!
Hound:*on the talkie* We're here!
Flair: Good.
*pause music*
Sonic: Pull over real fast!
Brian: Why?
Sonic: I'm gonna beat Hound!*gets out the car*
Brian: Time to find a parking spot… It's always hard to find one that's really good to be in!
Hound:*outside* Hay Sonic! Why are you--- OH GOD!
Sonic:*outside, kicks Hound* BEATING YOU UP GTA STYLE LIKE A BOSS!
Hypon:*outside* Not really…
Alex: Is he really beating up Hound?
Flair: Yeah? Why?
Alex: I want to get out!
Brian: No!
Alex: Awwww…
Frank:*on the window* Hi…
Alex: THE HELL?!
Brian: Frank! Get off the window! I just cleaned that! Stop rubbing your b---
Flair: Brian… Let's let the viewers guess what he's rubbing on the window…
Alex: Fourth Wall?
Flair:*sarcastic voice* Nah! Not all!*normal voice* Yes! It was!
Alex: Okay! Jesus!
Setting- Smash Stadium- Hall Entrance
Alex: This place is… wow.
Sonic: What?
Alex: It's just big. That's all.
Brian: Okay then! Frank, don't even call that fat cat!
Big: FROGGY!*pounces on Brian*
Brian: Dammit Frank!
Frank: Wow was I supposed to know that was him?
Hound: Fun fact about Frank… His design is kinda inspired by an original Knuckles concept.
Frank: Wow… Even I didn't know that!
Sonic: All thanks to Edon's “History of Sonic the Hedgehog” book they published.
Flair: Was it really?
Tales499: True thing right here, I didn't even find that out until I read it on the Knuckles character page.
Flair: And Hound, I told you no more fun facts!
Hound: You can't stop me! I am----
Alex:*hits Hound in the face* YOU'RE NOT SPARTA, TWIT!
Hound: Gowwwwww…
Setting- Smash Stadium- Announcer Room
Volt:*puts on the mic* Let's do this…
Blade: A competition of people being killed… my favourite! $25 on Blue-Boy!
Volt: Knock it off Blade!
Blade: Fine then!
Volt: Plus you're fighting too!
Blade: Don't remind me!
Volt: Just go down into the fighter room!
Blade: Fine! But there better be damn Soul Cakes! Or at least some Hedgehog Meat Tacos!
Volt: Why do we male those again?
Blade: Because I said so and I was gonna blow up the company if you didn't…
Setting- Smash Stadium- Fighter Room
Brian: Alright… so looks like it's Sonic vs me vs Hound vs Frank… okay then! That works!
Sonic: Hay Alex! I wouldn't eat those!
Alex:*eats a taco* Why? Damn these are good… But there's something off about the meat… I can't put my finger on it but it's good.
Blade:*opens the door and runs in* WHERE ARE DAMN HEDGEHOG MEAT TACOS?
Alex:*chokes* W-w-w-*gasps and swallows*what? What was in that?
Blade: Hedgehog meat…
Sonic: Why do you all make those again?
Blade: Shush you damn hog!
Sonic: I'm a hedgehog!
Blade: It's not really hedgehog meat… it's just meat from pigs, cows, chickens, and fox.
Hound: Wait what was that last one?
Blade: Nothing…*eats the taco whole*
Sonic: GAH-ah-ah-ah… You know what… Not even gonna ask!
Blade: Good… You shouldn't!
Brian: Almost time…… Come on dammit!
Sonic: I kinda feel like we say damn allot on this series…
Alex:*looks at Sonic*(¬_¬) SEGA needs to be bought by Nintendo already and you know it…
Sonic: No they need to be bought by Sony… o-or Nintendo… But not Microsoft! They already have enough! They already own Mojang and Bengie!
Alex: They own them?
Sonic: (¬_¬) Look who's talking! Twit!
Maddie: Negativity going on here……
Aqua: Hay what are these little cakes here called?
Blade: Soul Cakes… Made out of real souls covered in Caramel and chocolate… not coconut… Alex!
Alex: But I like coconut… I'm just not a caramel person.
Maddie:*snaps to the door* OUT! Go on! Get out!
Frank: You know you like it!
Alex: O_O That's wrong and you know it!
Frank:*processes what he just said* Oh shut the hell up!
Hound: Wanker!
*Hound gets sent flying out the stadium*
Hound: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*lands in the parking lot* You suck!
Hound owned meter: 16
Setting- Smash Stadium- Arena
Volt: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the first annual SMASH TOURNAMENT! Here is how the tournament works! So we choose around four people in the arena tonight and send them in a appending battle and the final fighters who are on the field get to win or have an Sudden Death if they are at a percentage of the same range or haven't got out of the arena for at least 3 tries! So let's get out on field… Sonic, Brian, Hound and Frank!
*Sonic, Brian, Hound and Frank warp onto the field*
Volt: Now let's spin the wheel to see what they are fighting for…
*spins onto Team Battle*
Volt: Looks like we have a Team Battle! And our pairs are Sonic and Brian VS Hound and Frank!
Brian: Oh okay!
Sonic: This should be easy!
Volt: Setting field!
*the field lifts into a rectangle with the Smash symbol in the middle and turns into Marble Zone platform*
Brian: Whoa-ho now!
Hound: I have a bad feeling about this! Like Sonic and Brian are gonna kick our asses!
Sonic: Yeah! We are!
Frank: WHAT?
Volt: Ready? GO!
*Sonic does a homing attack on Hound and sends him flying out the stadium*
Frank: The hell?
Brian: Wait he's coming back!
*Hound gets off a platform and lands on the ground*
Hound: You guys su----
*Brian shoots Hound out the stadium*
Frank: Uhhhhhhh…… Dirt time!*digs down and gets out the the stadium and comes back on a platform* Volt! That dirt needs some work!
Volt: Ugh!
Sonic: Hay look! A smash ball! Mine!
Frank: Hell no!
*Sonic slashes at the Smash Ball and Frank punches it to Brian as he shoots it and gets it*
Brian: Well, here we go!*turns Emerald Mode and slashes Frank 8x and gets him out of the stadium*
Volt: GAME! Hound goes in fourth and Frank in third as Sonic and Brian advance on into battle!
Sonic: Good job Bri!
Brian: Thanks Sonic!*high fives Sonic*
Alex: Well, this is making a nice out come!
Setting- ?????????
??? ??????: Good…… But now I can destroy you and crash your little tournament! And win it for me!
?????: Well, Master…… Ready to destroy Flair like I tried to do with that stupid friend of his!
The Master: Now, now Blair…… You my Alchemistic, can fight when the war starts! Along with you Shade and Shark! Ugh! I wish sometimes that Mecha would leave his brother with me! Now they are coming for us! And until the war starts… You must stay here until my soul says so………
Shark: Yes until I find the echidna and challenge him to the eating contest!
Blair: Does everything need to be food with you?!
Shade: Well, then while he eats I can just kill people with my shadows now can I?
The Master: Yes pretty much! But time to go then and crash a tournament! Chaos…… Control!
*The Master warps away*
WINNERS CUP
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG--------- BRIAN GRIFFIN
ALEX THE HEDGEHOG----------- FLAIR THE HEDGEHOG
BLADE THE DEVIL---------------- MADDIE THE BAT
AQUA THE CAT-------------------- HYPON SHIRONA
SONIC(SFH) THE HEDGEHOG--- EGGMAN(SFH)
LEO THE HEDGEHOG------------ VOLT THE HEDGEHOG
ERVING THE HEDGEHOG-------- SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
LOSERS CUP
HOUND PROWER----------------- FRANCIS DA ECHIDNA
MILES TAILS(SFH) PROWER----- EARTHWORM JIM(SFH)
FREDDY FAZBEAR---------------- FOXY THE PIRATE FOX
SILVER THE HEDGEHOG--------- MEPHILIS THE DARK
IBLIS-------------------------------- SOLARIS
CREEPS---------------------------- SKY THE ENDERMAN
KENNY------------------------------ DERPY SQUID
Volt: Well we have the Winner and Loser list on the board and well it looks like the 14 winners we have will move on into the final roun----
*The Master blasts into the arena making a loud boom warping in*
The Master: Hello, Team Heroes, Team Blazer and Volt!
Volt: The Master?!
Sonic: What?!
Brian: Damn!
Alex: No no no no no! This ain't! I mean--- It can't be!
Hound: It looks like it! The Master is like our Master Hand and Crazy Hand in Smash Bros in this dimension anyways!
Maddie: Okay…… Why reference Smash Bros?! Nintendo can read this!
Brian: So is Scott Cawthon, Mojang, SEGA, Rooster Teeth and everyone else.
Sonic: They are probably here because of the crossover later this year…… Talking to you Rooster Teeth!
Brian: I think they already know!
The Master: I think the FINAL ROUND will start here! Me verses everyone else so that they will die in an spending slow and painful death!
Sonic: You can't do it now!
The Master: Why can't I blue rodent?
Sonic: The first part is over……
To be continued…
Watch the credits below!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4HwNPrYR…
Windy Hill Remix Variant Coming Soon!
TV SIZE CREDITS COMING SOON!
Cast
Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog, Sabrina the Hedgehog, Kirito the Hedgehog, Azuna the Hedgehog, Legend the Zekrom, Zorark, Blazer the Victini, Mewtwo, Verizon, Cynthia the Hedgehog, Cobalt the Cobolian, The Controller, Blair the Alchemistic, Inferno the Hedgehog, Red Hood, Villager Tulip the Hedgehog, Queen Tulip the Hedgehog V, and Tulip the Hedgehog VI
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire, Roger, Vinny, Chris, Meg, Cleveland, Stan Smith and Father Donovan
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
acdking- Volt the Hedgehog, Cee the Hedgehog, Goldy the Rabbit, Golds, Mecha the Hedgehog, General Zolt, and Mech the Alchemistic
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Cream the Rabbit(teenage), Knuckles the Echidna, Blaze the Cat, Marine the Raccoon, and Dr. Eggman
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
Disney- Kermit the Frog
Lowbrow- Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH), and Link(SFH), Soniqua(SFH), Mega Man(MMDATE), Mario(SFH), Toad(SFH), Luigi(SFH), Frogger(SFH), Yellow Bird(SFH), Red Bird(SFH), and White Bird(SFH)
Maddie1534- Maddie the Bat
vaporeonrocks // LucarioShirona- Aqua the Cat/Vaporeon and Hypon the Mixhog/Lucario
FUNimation- Kirito, Azuna and Excalibur
:devLeothehedgehog71000:- Leo the Hedgehog
Jim Davis/Paws Incorporated- Garfield
Archie Comics//Ken Penders//SEGA- Jules the Hedgehog, Bernadette the Hedgehog, Cocoa, Julius Kintober, Colin Kintober, King Acorn, Zonic the Zone Cop, Zlaze the Zone Cop and Eclipse
StrongInventor18- Dark the Hedgehog
Created by Tales499
Written by Tales499
Original Concept by acdking and Tales499
Opening Theme
"Sonic the Hedgehog & Knuckles"
Composed by SnappleMan and Howard Drossin
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Closing Credits Theme
"Gotta Go Faster [Collision Chaos JP, Sonic - You Can Do Anything]"
Composed by Tuberz McGee and Masafumi Ogata
TV Size Edited by Tales499
Owned by OverClocked ReMix
“Windy Hill Remix”
Composed and Remixed by KyleAB5000
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