TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #36 S5 Premiere

TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #36
The Quest Part 1

Previously on TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures…

Tom Tucker: And here are the real stars tonight here are Tails(SFH), Brian Griffin, Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic(SFH). Tails(SFH)! Over here! So what do you think of this red carpet tonight?
Tails(SFH): Let's just say that it is going to blow your mind!
Tom Tucker: Alright then! Sonic(SFH)! Brian! Sonic! What do you all think about this?
Sonic(SFH): It's gonna be a scorcher!
Tom Tucker: What do you mean?
Sonic(SFH): I-I was trying to do a cool thing like Tails(SFH). Whatever $&@& you.

Sonic(SFH): I have a message for Tails(SFH)…

Stewie: Oh crap…
Eggman(SFH): Oh boy! This can't be good!

*on screen*
Sonic(SFH): And that message is… You're gonna die!

*everyone panics*
Vinny: Oh gawd!
Alex: Oh God $&@$&@!!!!
Flair: The hell?! We're gonna die! Come on! Go go go go go go go go!

Sonic: What do you mean we're locked in?!
Tails(SFH):*listening out the door* Hay! Do you hear those screams of laughter out there?! They're eating it up!
Sonic(SFH):*evil voice* Those aren't screams of laughter! I rigged this place to explode! So that means you're gonna die!
Tails(SFH): Die?! You mother-----

Setting- Space

Sonic:*wakes up* The hell?!
Tails(SFH):*comes out the boiler* So you meant to kill everyone in this theater too? What a $&@$…
Brian: YOU DIDN'T DIE?!
Sonic(SFH): WE GOT BLASTED INTO OUTER SPACE! WHAT THE $&@$?!
*neon green ray of light comes out*

Sonic: The hell is that?!

and now…

Setting- The Great Fox

Sonic: Oh in what fresh hell is this?
Brian: Oh hang on! Sonic, Sonic(SFH) want to do the pleasures?

*Sonic, Brian and Sonic(SFH) punch Tails(SFH) at the same time*
Tails(SFH): Ow!
Sonic: THAT WAS FOR LAST SEASON AND THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING!
Brian: Guys?
Sonic(SFH): Right! Now where are we Battlestar-Trek-Galactica or some $&@$?
Brian: OH COME ON! THERES A MAJOR DIFFERENCE IN THOSE FRANCHISES!
Sonic:=_= Brian... Calm your dog tits
Brian: Wait! Are we allowed to so that?
Sonic: Just did…

Peppy(SFH): You're on the Great Fox! Our leader Fox McCloud(SFH) just left us and we need your help.
Tails(SFH): Well naturally you need a fox and I'm a fox so I should be the leader! Okay chop chop! I need a red sports car and $&@$$& music!
Sonic: No!
Brian: NO $&@$&@$ WAY!
Peppy(SFH): Thanks but no thanks. We'll go for the 2 blue guys and dog and not the big gay fox.
Brian: Ohohohohoooo! 7 times!

Sonic, Brian, and Sonic(SFH):*chanting* Big Gay Fox! Big Gay Fox! Big Gay Fox! Big Gay Fo--
Tails(SFH): That's how jokes start to get $&@$&@$ old!
Sonic: Anyways what's the mission?
Peppy(SFH): We need you to defeat Andross(SFH).
Sonic(SFH): Alright…
Peppy(SFH): He's a giant evil space head!
Brian: Wait… That's wrong when you think about it allot!
Sonic: Alright! Let's go!

*Tails(SFH) gets punched by Sonic, Sonic(SFH), and Brian*
Tails(SFH): OW! The hell man?! So uh… Do you guys play Cash Explosion? I'm sure you have right?
Slippy(SFH): Do a barrel roll!
Peppy(SFH): That's my line you idiot! Slippy(SFH) ain't right…

Setting- Space

*Sonic, Sonic(SFH), and Brian come by in their own space flyers*
Sonic: He should be here somewhere…
Brian: I think I see something---- Oh wait it's a Gay Blue Fox.
Hound:*on the ship* HAY! OFFENSIVE MUCH?!
Brian: No…
Hound: Can I get in?
Brian: Absolutely not!
Flair: Hound! There you are!
Alex: I think your plan came out of proportion!
Sonic(SFH): Who said it was ours? Oh wait! It was mine!
Sonic:*facepalm* Idiots!

Brian: THERE HE IS!
Peppy(SFH):*on the monitor* That's him! Aim for his face!
Sonic(SFH): Great advice $&@$&@$…

*everyone shoots at Andross(SFH)*
Andross(SFH): Ow! What the $&@$ man?
Brian: Oh sorry, sorry.
Andross(SFH): Whatever… Just end it.
Sonic: Manage to suck the fun out of this one.
Andross(SFH): Look at me! I'm a giant space head! Every time I'm here a bunch of ships show up and try to kill me!
Peppy(SFH):*on the monitor* Blow up his face!
Andross(SFH): See? Just do it already.
Sonic: Hay why don't you--
Brian: We get paid to do this!
Sonic: OKAY!
*All 3 fire and Andross(SFH) blows up*

Slippy(SFH): Do a barrel roll!
Sonic(SFH): Thanks retarded frog! Smack Tails(SFH) for me!
*Slippy(SFH) smacks Tails(SFH)*
Tails(SFH): Ow!

Setting- The Great Fox

Sonic(SFH): Oh god! This guy has to have some food!
Brian: Maybe we can eat… Nevermind.
Sonic: Maybe if I put this ball with cheese in the middle down on the floor we shouldn't hear him for more than a hour.
Sonic(SFH): Wait! Did you say that had cheese?
Sonic: Yes…

*They all look at the ball then pounce on it on the floor*
Sonic: MINE!
Sonic(SFH): NO IT'S MINE!
*Brian bites Sonic*
Sonic: OW!
Brian: Oh god! Sorry!
Sonic(SFH): Maybe we split it? 3x3.
Alex: Idiots…
Flair: We think we should---
Alex: Nah.

.:2 Hours Later:.
Sonic: You know what? If there are others out in space where are they?
Brian: I think some are up on the Space Colony Ark.
Flair: Nah.
Erving:*comes in along with Earhworm Jim(SFH) and Eggman(SFH)* Hay guys! We're baaack!
Eggman(SFH): So… How do we get back to Earth?
Sonic: Well let's see how this turns out. We may be up here for a while.

General Pepper(SFH):*on the monitor* Hello. General Pepper here. Hay where's Fox?
Sonic: He's not here. We're here for now. Hay by the way send us some food! We sent the frog over and he ain't back yet!
General Pepper(SFH):*on the monitor* You sent the frog over? Oh he's not coming back! But anyways---

*Erving turns off the monitor*
Erving: Bye!
Alex: So what should we do?
Sonic: I say we find the others.

.:5 hours later:.

Peter: Ooh! Hot!
Alex: This is wrong. Hound? What is that touching me?
Hound:*lowers himself* Nothing…
Sonic: I hate your fat $&@$&@$ guts Eggman(SFH) but stealing cable from a satellite is a stroke of genius!
Eggman(SFH): The key is to not make it not look obvious!

*out in space is a satellite with a Eggman(SFH) goal post stabbed in it*

General Pepper(SFH):*on the monitor* General Pepper here. I hope you got the edible arrangements I sent over their fashionable and functional.

Tails(SFH): Yeah. I saw Eggman(SFH) take them all into the bathroom.
Eggman(SFH): You $&@$&@$ snitch!
General Pepper(SFH):*on the monitor* Listen! I need you to take out a giant space monster.
Sonic(SFH): Please don't tell me who I think it is?
General Pepper(SFH):*on the monitor* Now it's female but don't take it lightly!
Sonic(SFH): It is! God $&@$&@! I know she's huge and disgusting but a sweet lay.

Alex: Brian are you humping my leg?
Brian: No. I'm right here! Why?
Alex: Hound! Get off me you gay perverted fox!
Hound: Gow!

Setting- Mother Brian(SFH)'s place

Sonic(SFH): This gross $&@$& doesn't know what's coming!
Sonic: Remind me she was your 'ex-girlfriend'
Sonic(SFH): Yeah. Wait why'd you do that?
Sonic: Did wha-a-a-aa!!!!!

*metroids shoot at the floor below Sonic, Brian, Tails(SFH) and Sonic(SFH)*
Mother Brian(SFH): I knew that dog would send someone over to kill me! You're pinned so don't even try it you blue $&@$&@$.
Tails(SFH): Great! Now what are we going to do?!
Sonic(SFH): Hay do you ever wonder why this game is called Metroid? That main chick got a  raw deal.
Brian: Focus man!
Sonic(SFH): Right!

*they all jump onto the platform*
Sonic(SFH): Hay Mother Brian(SFH)! I don't want to kill you I just want to uhhh---
Brian: He popped in for a quickie!
Sonic: I'm friends with idiots!
Brian: I take offense to that!
Mother Brian(SFH): Ooooh! Sonic(SFH)! Are you up to a game of thrust thrust vomit?
Sonic(SFH): Oh yeah! I want to grind on those slimy folds and-- Nope! Can't do it! *streaches his arm out thinking he has a gun on him* Die $&@$&! Oh wo-o-ow! We forgot out guns. We really came unprepared here!*throws Tails(SFH)*
Tails(SFH): Ga-HA-HA---*gets knocked out from being thrown*
Sonic: Run!
Brian: Right!
Mother Brian(SFH): Kill them $&@$&@$&!
Brian: Oh crap!
Sonic(SFH): Well looks like I'm gonna let one go before I die…
Soniqua(SFH): Daddy!
Sonic(SFH): Soniqua(SFH)!
Soniqua(SFH): Yeah I saw you ranting on screen for 45 minutes then---
Sonic: Okay! So go over there and help your dad out!

*Remember this from the Sonic for Hire episode Mother Brian from Season 5? That's what she did!*

Mother Brian(SFH): Soniqua(SFH)! Look at what you done to my house! Bad girl… or guy… I'm sure what you are yet.
Sonic: Yep… Nope!
Sonic(SFH): I have a idea!

Setting- The Great Fox

Mother Brian(SFH): Oooh! Satellite TV! Swanky!
General Pepper(SFH):*on the monitor* General Pepper here! I'm sure everything went well as planned---- Oh what the $&@$?!

*Aqua comes in the door*
Aqua: Hay guys! CRAP! I CAME IN TOO LATE!
Hound:*stares at Aqua* Wow…
Aqua: Are you… Are staring at---
Alex: Let's just do it already!

*Aqua and Alex hit Hound*
Hound: YEOW!

Watch the credits below!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4HwNPrYR…

Cast

Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog, Sabrina the Hedgehog, Kirito the Hedgehog, Azuna the Hedgehog, Legend the Zekrom, Zorark, Blazer the Victini, Mewtwo, Verizon, Cobalt the Cobolian, The Controller,  and ???
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire, Roger, Vinny, Chris, Meg, Cleveland, Stan Smith and Father Donovan
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
ACDking- Volt the Hedgehog, Cee the Hedgehog, Goldy the Rabbit, Golds, Mecha the Hedgehog, and Mech the Alchemistic
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Cream the Rabbit(teenage), Knuckles the Echidna, Blaze the Cat, Marine the Raccoon
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
Disney- Kermit the Frog
Lowbrow- Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH), and Link(SFH), Soniqua(SFH), Mega Man(MMDATE), Mario(SFH), Toad(SFH), Luigi(SFH), Frogger(SFH), Yellow Bird(SFH), Red Bird(SFH), and White Bird(SFH)
Maddie1534- Maddie the Bat
FUNimation- Kirito, Azuna and Excalibur
Vaporeonrocks! and Hyper-SonicX- Aqua the Cat/Vaporeon
Leothehedgehog71000- Leo the Hedgehog

Created by Tales499

Written by Tales499

Opening Theme(COMING SOON)
"Sonic & Knuckles Rock Theme"
from Project Chaos

Closing Credits Theme
"Gotta Go Faster (Collision Chaos JP, Sonic- You Can Do Anything)"
from Sonic CD Temporal Duality from OverClocked Remix

The following is a NON-PROFIT fan base book by Tales499

No animals were harmed during the making of the book.

Copyrights above in the biggining of credits

Special thanks to
MagicalPouchOfMagic
Austin "ACDking" Dungan
MFGrape
and other DA members!

We at CJCstudios try to be funny. If any of the jokes were wierd and if they didn't make sense please let us know in the comment section below this story! Other than that we hope you liked it!

Copyrighted by CJCstudios Incorporated
"TLBT" and the series along with Flair and his friends are copyrighted by CJCstudios and Tales499
Alex the Hedgehog is copyrighted by MagicalPouchOfMagic
Peter, Brian, Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Consuela, Herbert, and along with "Family Guy" and the jokes and the characters are copyrighted by Seth MacFarlane, Fuzzy Door Productions, and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
Volt is copyrighted by ACDking
Blade the Devil is copyrighted by MFGrape
Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog is owned by CastalInTheSky
Sonic For Hire, Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH) and Link(SFH) and also Soniqua(SFH) and Mega Man(MMDATE) and Mario(SFH) are owned by Lowbrow•Machinima
Maddie the Bat is owned by Maddie1534
All Rights Reserved

Also watch Morty Kombat by the creators of Sonic for Hire on Machinima and Happy Hour! And get the Machinima App for Xbox One, Smart Phone, iPad, iPod, Windows 8, and also on Android tablet. But get it to watch Sonic For Hire and Morty Kombat and Mega Man Dies at The End.