TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #19

TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #19
Master Quest

Previously on "TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures"……

*Sonic hears knocking on the door*
Sonic: I'll get it!*opens the door* Brian?!
Brian: Yes?
Sonic: I-I-I don't understand! You broke your back killing you!
Brian: I had a second chance by Volt.

Hound: Took you sometime to get us out!
Thunderhead(SFH): Sonic(SFH)! Let me get the wine out!
Sonic: No thanks!
Hound: No! Anyways! Where did you get the money from anyway?!
Sonic: Well your not going to believe it!

Brian: So where's Hound?
Alex:*sitting in a desk chair and spins around* In jail. For being a general creep. That and sexual harassment.*chair keeps spinning* Okay! I am starting to like desk chairs.

and now…

Mario(SFH): Your first mission is to kill this toad guy… He's been screwing me over when I kept finding the princess… And I need you kill him.
Sonic: Got it Mariodini.
Mario(SFH): That's not my name. Nevermind.

Setting- Some random level from Super Mario Bros(NES) maybe World 1-1? I don't know.

Sonic(SFH): Here! Take the stupid key!
*mask takes it*

Sonic: Okay! Let's go!

*Sonic, Sonic(SFH), Alex, Hound, Flair, Tails(SFH), and the others stop at a cliff to find Toad having--- WHAT?! Face sex with who? Birdo? Wierd*

Sonic: Oh god!
Toad(SFH): What are you staring at me for pervert! What? I can't have face sex with my girlfriend.
Alex: Yeah, we're gonna kill you here.

*Sonic(SFH) shoots Toad(SFH) in the face*
Sonic(SFH): Well then since we're here... I want to try that face sex…
Alex: Dude. That's sick and disgusting…

Setting- Mario(SFH)'s Mob Office

Mario(SFH): Good. You got rid of the toad guy.
Sonic: Yeah and he had face sex with that thing.*points to Sonic(SFH).
Mario(SFH): A-- Wait a minute. I'm pretty sure that thing was a dude at one point.
Sonic(SFH): Hay! I don't have time to check for penises.
Mario(SFH): Okay. Well you need to kill some of these $&@$&@ off birds that have gotten too popular lately.

*Brian plays Angry Birds on his iPhone*
Sonic: Really Brian? That is the people we need to kill.
Brian:*turns off the phone* Uh what? Sorry.
Sonic(SFH): Yeah we'll kill him Mario Gonzales.
Mario(SFH): That's not my name.
Sonic: Let's go!
*They run off*
Mario(SFH): Well crap. No one to talk to today.

Setting- Angry Birds Game

Yellow Bird(SFH): Hay look! It's that broke hedgehog and that drunken dog!
Red Bird(SFH): Hay! Look at my blue spikes I'm so fast!
White Bird(SFH): Yeah! Look my awesome attitude!
Yellow Bird(SFH): Hay! Who's leg you got to hump to get a dri martini around here?

Alex: Morons. Hay! You want some gum?
Red Bird(SFH): Yeah!*eats the gum* Oh this is good!
Sonic(SFH): Yeah! I hope you like it! It's his famous homemade recipe!
Brian: Oh yeah! Sonic what was the recipe?
Sonic: Well corn syrup, lead, sugar, vinegar, hand sanitizer, poison, and some other stuff. I hope you choke on it you $&@$!

*Angry Birds start to choke and then die*
Sonic(SFH): Oh boy! These would be good for chicken and eggs!*picks up the red bird* And some bacon as well!

Setting- Mario(SFH)'s Mob Office

Mario(SFH): Good! Now I need you to kill this green frog who has been causing traffic recently!
Sonic(SFH): Yeah sure!
Alex: What! Don't we know a frog?
Sonic: Kermit? Nah! Couldn't be him! Sounds like Frogger.
Mario(SFH): Enough! Now to make sure you don't screw it up I have my brother Luigi(SFH)!

Setting- Frogger

Sonic(SFH): You think you can cause traffic huh?
Luigi(SFH): Oh boy this is fun! I think I can lick this frog!

*Luigi(SFH) licks Frogger*
Sonic: Woah! Are you okay?
Luigi(SFH): Oh my god! I love everything now! I love that frog, I love the world, I even love my brother! *walks to the road then gets ran over*
Frogger(SFH): You're $&@$&@…

Setting- Mario(SFH)'s Mob Office

Mario(SFH): Hay! What the heck is up with that? I still see that frog and he told me some crazy $&@$.
Brian: Oh yeah! That classic Luigi!
Sonic(SFH): Yeah that frog is a ghost now so he must have risen from the dead!
Sonic: Oh please he's not a zombie!
Mario(SFH): Oh well! Just go to Donkey Kong Country and grab me some explosives!

Setting- Donkey Kong Country

*Sonic stuffs Luigi in the barrel*
Alex: Shouldn't we run?
Sonic(SFH): Nah!
Sonic: So uh let's go--
Tails(SFH): Should we just take them all and roll out?
Sonic(SFH): Sure why not?

*Mario(SFH) walks in and pushes Alex*
Mario(SFH): Alright! That's it! That Frogger guy is still alive! And you let my brother get ran over by a bus!
Alex: YOU KNOW WHAT? Screw the censor button for this! YOU WANT TO $&@$ WITH ME YOU PIECE OF CRAP?! YOUR ASS JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG WOMAN!
*Alex kicks Mario(SFH) off the cliff*

Sonic: Run!
Tails(SFH): Right!

Cast

Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog, Sabrina the Hedgehog
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire, Roger, Vinny
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
ACDking- Volt the Hedgehog, Cee the Hedgehog, and Goldy the Rabbit, and Golds
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Cream the Rabbit(teenage), Knuckles the Echidna
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
Disney- Kermit the Frog
Lowbrow- Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH), and Link(SFH), Soniqua(SFH), Mega Man(MMDATE), Mario(SFH), Toad(SFH), Luigi(SFH), Frogger(SFH), Yellow Bird(SFH), Red Bird(SFH), and White Bird(SFH)

Created by Tales499

Written by Tales499

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