TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #14

TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #14
ALF-BOT

“Another Time… Another Place”- Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog

Setting- The TLBT House

*Hound walks in the door with Sonic talking to him*

Hound: See that is why you don't leave the iPod alone with ALF around..............
Sonic: Yeah............ I see that............ This costed me $120.95 to buy this thing.......
Hound: Yeah...... Mine only costed me only $20.00 to buy it.
Sonic: Which place did you buy it at, eh?
Hound: The Apple Store. They had a sale for them for only $20.00.
Sonic: Really? I bought mine at the same place but they didn't have a sale over there.
Hound: Really? Really? You always turn down offers like this dude!
ALF: How do you get wires and a key onto a kite?
Sonic: Not telling you.

*Tails yells in pain when the lightning strikes on him with the kite falling on the ground burned in flames*
Tails: I......am........going.........to........kill you!
ALF: You messed it up already Tails?!
Tails: Let me get my hands on you so I can kill you!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone except ALF holds onto Tails while ALF runs out the door*
Tails: Let me go!

Setting- The TLBT House- Afternoon

Sonic: Well here's the ruins of my iPod wires which were in my IPod!
ALF: I told you I cannot fix it!

*Sonic looks at ALF furiously eye to eye*
Sonic: Do you have a wallet?
ALF: Yes... and I'm not letting you have it!
Sonic: Drat!

*Tails walks in*
Tails: You're dead at midnight! You hear me! YOU ARE DEAD!
ALF: Is this about m-
Kermit: Yeah! It's about you!
ALF: Oh!
Flair: You really need to get some help!
ALF: I know Flair! But I don't know how to get it!
Flair: I'll take you to my friend. Come on!
ALF: I hope it's not Quagmire.......
Flair: Now I'm I that stupid?
ALF: Yes.
Flair: I rest my case exactly..

*fades in white showing the logo going to the right*
BlueStar*: Now ALF, what's been happening in your life so far?
ALF: My planet blew up.......uh.......... I got kidnapped by the Alien Task Force...........Tails got electrocuted in lighting........... And that's it.
BlueStar*: Well maybe we need to do something to change that....
Flair: What's that?
BlueStar*: we need to take the Peanut Butter away from his hand before he takes it.
Flair: Gah. Not today!
BlueStar*: Now anyways what I was saying is. We need to make a robot and test him for any actions with a computer, a iMac, Sony speakers, and etc.
Flair: Good idea I'll design! *phew* Done!
BlueStar*: What is  up with the Arby's food?
Flair: Don't judge me!
ALF:Good designs for the robot.
Flair: thank-
ALF: They're gay!
Flair: Gah! Take that back!
ALF: Nope!
BlueStar*: Actually I think it's nice!
Flair: HA! BURN!
ALF: Okay, Okay. Let's build it.

Setting- The TLBT House
Sonic: Hound.................
Hound: wha-*slap*
Sonic: Slap-betcountdown.com
Hound: What?!
Computer Speaker: Slap starts in 9 days ,12 hrs., and 13 min.
Hound: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sonic: What? What did I do?
Tails: Well it maybe the robot with ALF on the screen following me...............
ALF: What do you think?

*Sonic and Tails in total shock staring at ALF*

Sonic: Uh ALF…… What's that?
ALF: I call it ALF-BOT! Is that Peanut Butter?
Sonic: How can you reach it from here to the storage room?
Flair: Don't…even…ask.

*Sonic strums Rainbow Connection on a guitar*
Flair: Oh come on Sonic! It can't be that bad…

Sonic:*Still strumming Rainbow Connection* Yeah right.
Flair: Humph! I know this isn't right for ALF but it's only for 2 more days!
Sonic: Wait! What did you say?
Flair: 2 more d-

Sonic: *Sonic stops strumming the guitar and interrupts Flair* Your a genius!
Flair: Was it something I said? Hmm. Oh well!

Setting- The TLBT House- 3:00pm

Sonic: Alright then if he has 2 more days left I might as well speed it up a bit! *gets on Craig's list and finds a TARDIS for sale* Good ol' Craig's list! Sheldon uses it in "The Big Bang Theory" so can I!

Garfield:*Walks right besides Sonic* You're a idiot.
Sonic: Why?!
Garfield: That place is a thief's natural resource! Anyone can sell anything! Even if it's stolen property!
Sonic: Can I send you to a sanitarium?
Garfield: As long as its not Waverley Hills!

Flair: Hay Sonic! *looks at the screen* What are you doing?
Sonic: Buying a TARDIS!
Flair: On Craig's list? You're a idiot.
Garfield: Told you!
Sonic: I'm sending now to Waverley Hills Sanitarium!
Garfield: Please don't!
Sonic: Plus I don't get on here to get yellow keg urani-
Garfield: Stop! Before you get a bunch of Family Guy fan-boys here!
Sonic: You're right!

ALF: *screen monitor appears behind Sonic* Idiot!
Sonic: Shut up!
Flair: You know you can always look on e-
Frank: ALA BOMBERS!
Flair: That was totally random Frank!
Frank: Tha- What's that?!
Flair: Oh boy! Not the TARDIS!
Sonic:*Almost stepping into it* WHAT?!

*Appears dark and misty outside*
Sonic: Oh great!
Flair: This wouldn't have happened if you didn't get that TARDIS!
Sonic: What could I say! I destroyed it!
Hound: Badly...............
Sonic: You're right! Craig's List sucks!
Garfield: Told you!
Frank: Anyone want to watch a few movies?
Hound: What are they?
Frank: Scary Movie and Family Guy Season 6.
Hound: Sure. Come on guys!
Sonic: Where did you get that anyway?

*appears outside of the solar system*
Sonic: NO!!!

Setting Switch- The TLBT House- Next Day

ALF: Hay who wants t-

*Everyone standing in front of a banner that says Intervention*
Brian: This is an intervention.
Sonic: It's about the robot!
BlueStar*: You need to lose the robot!
Brian: Yeah definitely..
Flair: You need to get it out!
Sonic: Or else!
ALF: First of all, No! Second of all what?!
Sonic: We come up there, and break every single bone in your body!
ALF: You don't know where I am! Do you?!
Sonic: In the storage room.
ALF:……No……I'm in Tokyo......
Brian: Lies.... Sonic there all lies.
Sonic: Let's get him!
*Everyone runs up to the storage room*

ALF: Don't pay attention to that alien that is sitting on a Nintendo Video Gaming Chair.
Sonic: First of all. That's mine!*Takes the chair* Second of all..............
*beating sounds come from inside of the room*
ALF: Ow! Be careful! I just had that fur cleaned! Ow!
Brian: Come here bro!
ALF: No!
Sonic:*dragging ALF* I told you it wasn't pretty! Come back here!
BlueStar*: Come here!
Brian: I got him! Punch em'

*Punching sounds come from Hound*
Hound: Ow that's me!
Sonic: Oh sorry!
Brian: Just get him!
ALF: OWWWWWWW! No! Not the robot!

*Sonic snaps it in half*

Sonic(SFH): WHAT THE $&@$?! We didn't have any part in this whole thing!!!
Alex: Eh... You get used to it!
Kayla: $&@$ right…
Sonic(SFH): Also get the Machinima Official App for Xbox One, tablet, smart phone, and iPod touch! So you can watch me and other Happy Hour cartoons! But mostly just me!
Alex: Do you hear yourself?

Cast

Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog, Sabrina the Hedgehog
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire, Roger, Vinny
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
ACDking- Volt the Hedgehog, Cee the Hedgehog, and Goldy the Rabbit, and Golds
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Cream the Rabbit(teenage)
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
Disney- Kermit the Frog
Lowbrow- Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH), and Link(SFH), and also Soniqua(SFH)

Created by Tales499

Written by Tales499

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