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TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #13
Back to the Pilot
“Another Time… Another Place”- Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog
Setting- The TLBT House- Sonic(SFH) and Tails(SFH)'s place
Sonic(SFH): Okay so Tails, what job offers do we have?
Tails(SFH): Counting the new ones today zero.
Sonic(SFH): What? I thought we going back to our old ways, Sonic for hiring and what not?
Tails(SFH): Well I guess there is no reason for having a group of screw-ups screwing up games.
Alex: Eggman? What the hell is that poking my leg?
Eggman(SFH): Oh that! That's nothing! I just have an erection in my penis.
*everyone gets up from the couch*
Everyone: AGH! Come on!
Sonic: That's disgusting! Oh so that's why we got that hot tub! Jim is dried up from the chili that Eggman(SFH) put you in on "accident".
Earthworm Jim(SFH): Don't put me in the boner water from earlier!
*Sonic throws Earthworm Jim(SFH) in the hot tub*
Earthworm Jim(SFH): Ugh! It's in my mouth!
Sonic(SFH): Okay! So our lives suck no big deal!
*Stewie walks in the room*
Stewie: Hay there!
Brian: Hang on! I have to show you something!*pulls out a tennis ball* Look at this! I found it in the yard!
Stewie: A tennis ball. That's very good Brian…
Brian: Yeah but don't tell the other dogs about it! They'll be jealous!
Dog #1: You son of a $&@$&…
Brian: I have another one but it's buried somewhere… I just can't remember where…
Stewie: Well if you tell me the day it was buried I guess we can find where your ball is.
Brian: I remember the exact date! August 17th 2013.
Stewie: Alright let's go!
Eggman(SFH): Yeah! I'm not tagging along! This bad boy is gonna be here for at least 4-6 hours.
Stewie: Let's go then!
Setting Switch- The Griffin Household- Stewie's Room
Stewie: Oh watch out! There's a battle between the Legos, Knex, and the Transformers going on here!
*They get in the Time Machine and close it as it activates and releases a white flash*
Setting Switch- Inferno Island Kingdom- August 17th 2013
Stewie: Well here we are!
Brian: That's odd! That's Inferno Island but somehow it looks a little different!
*They go behind the window and see inside*
Flair: HA HA! I won again!
Hound: Ah crap.
Alex: Full house
Sonic: You're going to hate me now....
Alex
shows outside of castle) NO!
Sonic: HA HA! I won again!
*switches back outside*
Brian: Hay look! Stewie! That's the spot where I buried my tennis ball!
Stewie: Woah woah woah woah! Brian! What are you doing?! You can't move that! Just make a mental note of where you buried it!
Sonic(SFH): You know I never got that! Wouldn't you like to change the past? You would make life better for yourself!
Brian: Yeah! And not just for yourself, you can make it better for others too! You could stop 9/11!
Stewie: Brian, there's only one rule of time travel and that is do not change the past in any way! Or the consequences could be dire!
Brian: Yeah? Where did you hear that from?
Stewie: Quantum Leap.
Brian: That guy changed the past all the time!
*goes back inside*
*Basement door closes behind them*
Alex: What was that?
Flair: Oh no!
Brian: Gah! Crap! It won't open!
Flair: Duh! Cause it's locked!
*goes back outside*
Stewie: Alright! Take a last look because we are out of here!
Sonic: Look at that! The ol gang we got to know so well.
*Stewie gets out the return pad and they all get on and the white flash comes in and fades in with Stewie's room*
Setting Switch- The Griffin Household- Stewie's room
*they all get out of the time machine*
Stewie: Well, it's good to be home!
*Lois comes in Stewie's room*
Lois: Brian! Come quick! They are about to show your statue on the news!
Brian: Statue? For what?
Lois: What do you think National Hero? For stopping the 9/11 terrorists and saving our country!
Stewie: Oh you! I can't even express how mad I am at you right now!
Lois: If it wasn't for you the planes would've hit the World Trade Center!
*Lois exits the room*
Stewie: Brian, this all could end badly!
Brian: Stewie! It's fine!
Lois: Brian! Hurry!
Setting Switch- The Griffin Household- Living room
Tom Tucker:*on TV* Major breaking news Quahog and Fire City are revealing a statue to one of our greatest heroes ever!
Joyce Kinney:*on TV* That's right Tom! A inconceivable plot to destroy the World Trade Center was forted by our own Brian Griffin.
Tom Tucker:*on TV* This amateur video shows Griffin's heroism by stopping a gang called holy $&@$ look at all those vowels Alqua-a-yah- eda.
Video
Brian: Here! Catch all this!
*terrorists attack the pilots*
Brian: Time to terrorize the terrorists!
Stewie: Ugh! You prepared catchphrases for yourself?
Brian: No. Not nessesarally.
Video
*Brian attacks the terrorist*
Brian: Muhammad atta stayed home!
Stewie: NO ONE KNOWS THAT GUYS NAME YET! YOU ARE USING INFORMATION THAT NO ONE KNOWS!
Video
*Brian attacks the second*
Brian: Houston we have a solution!
Stewie: Houston is for space not everyday air travel!
Video
Brian: Tell em to ground every plane off the east coast! Securest out!
*Everyone applauses and the video ends*
Tom Tucker:*on TV* Wow! What a hero! Coming up next can bees think?
Lois: Oh Brian! I'm so proud of you!
Peter: Yeah! Great job stopping those terrorists!
Stewie: Brian! This all could end badly!
Tom Tucker:*on TV* Breaking news just in! Nine southern states have ceseaded from the United States!
Lois: Civil War?!
Stewie: See Brian!
Alex: Oh my god! I want to know what it will look like in 5 years!
Stewie: Well, let's go 5 years into the future!
Brian: Fine!
*they get in the time machine and it activates*
Setting Switch- The TLBT House- February 16th 2019
Brian: That's odd! This is our house but it looks slicker!
Peter*future*: Hay Sonic! I found some double sided tape I could do a few minutes worth of funny stuff with and that should get us to the Meg kissing booth story!
Stewie: Good lord! What's happened to us?!
Brian: Okay! It may look bad! But I can tell you it is all fine!
Cleveland*future*: Hay y'all. Thanks for letting me use your screw driver set Sonic. I just want to let you know how glad I am to back with you all!
Stewie: Wow. I guess he didn't do so well in Fire City.
Sonic(SFH): Uh guys? You may want to look outside!
Brian: Oh my god!
*looks like a apocalypse*
Cleveland*future*:*shooting a gun* AHHHHHHH!*stops* Oh pebble in my shoe Oh pebble in my shoe Oh pebble in my shoe!
*bashes in through the window*
Brian: Stewie. Could I have caused all this?
Stewie: It says here that the new Civil War you started happened with nuclear destruction across the sea board. It killed over 1 million people. Including Cedar Mullion.
Brian: NO! Okay Stewie I know I screwed up but is there anything to do with it?
Stewie: Just to go back to the past and stop your from spilling the beans about stopping 9/11.
*Stewie releases the control pad and fades out white and teleports them back to Inferno Island*
Setting Switch- Inferno Island Kingdom- August 17th 2013
Brian*past*: That's odd! That's Inferno Island but somehow it looks a little different!
Stewie: Oh yeah! We were just here!
Sonic*future*: Wait stop!
Stewie: Who are you?
Alex*future*: We are from the further future! We came here to stop you! What these two do is fine! It's what you two do that causes other bedlam!
Stewie*further future*: Wait stop! What you two do is fine it's what you two do that makes everything worse!
Stewie: Come on!
*More of them spawn in*
Stewie: Oh my god! Why?
Stewie*further further further further further further future*: This is why!*rips shirt to you know what I mean! Giggity!*
Stewie: Alright! SHUT THE HELL UP!
*they all stop talking*
Alex: Alright! This is bull crap! Now raise your hands if you say yes 9/11!
*raise their hands*
Sonic: Alright that's 49! Now who says no 9/11?
*raise their hands*
Sonic: Alright that's 38 9/11 wins!
Brian: Wait? Shouldn't the total be a odd number?
Stewie*further fu- screw it but it is 18 of them future*: Oh yeah! I think one of the Brian's died!
Brian: Wait! If one of me is dead then shouldn't all the mes be dead?
Sonic: I-I-I-I don't don't know! Okay! I guess not! Okay! Very carefully! Step in your time machines! Don't step on a bug, don't give a use investment advice just go back and stay there!
*all of them go back and one of the Stewie's is carrying the dead Brian to the time machine and all of them are gone except 2 of them*
Sonic: There!
*go back to before they first came*
Brian: Why are we still in 2013?
Stewie: You'll see!
*the past version come in*
Stewie:*pulls put gun* GET THE $&@$ BACK IN YOUR TIME MACHINE!
Alex*past*: Look just ca--
*Alex of the past gets shot in the leg*
Stewie: Are you gonna flap your lip of are you going to do as I say?
Brian*past*: Oh god!
Sonic*past*: Okay!
*the past version are gone*
Brian: You just talk to yourself! Won't that alter the past?
Sonic: A cronicological tangent will be created and erasing-- what are you doing?
Brian: Trying crack.
*cronicological tangent erases them and goes back to 2014*
Setting- The TLBT House- Sonic(SFH) and Tails(SFH)'s place
Alex: Ugh! My leg is killing me!
Stewie: Well time travel is risky! Every time you step in the machine you have a chance of altering the past as you know it! Thank god the alternate versions of us were there to stop us from doing what ever we did!
Sonic: I wonder what it was?
Eggman(SFH): Uh guys? I had my erection there!
Everyone: OH GOD!
Cast
Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog, Sabrina the Hedgehog
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire, Roger, Vinny
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
ACDking- Volt the Hedgehog, Cee the Hedgehog, and Goldy the Rabbit, and Golds
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Cream the Rabbit(teenage)
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
Disney- Kermit the Frog
Lowbrow- Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH), and Link(SFH), and also Soniqua(SFH)
Created by Tales499
Written by Tales499
The following is a NON-PROFIT fan base book by Tales499
No animals were harmed during the making of the book.
Copyrights above in the biggining of credits
All characters belong to their respective owners.
Special thanks to
MagicalPouchOfMagic
Austin "ACDking" Dungan
MFGrape
and other DA members!
We at CJCstudios try to be funny. If any of the jokes were wierd and if they didn't make sense please let us know in the comment section below this story! Other than that we hope you liked it!
Copyrighted by CJCstudios Incorperated
"TLBT" and the series along with Flair and his friends are copyrighted by CJCstudios and Tales499
Alex the Hedgehog is copyrighted by MagicalPouchOfMagic
Peter, Brian, Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Consuela, Herbert, and along with "Family Guy" and the jokes and the characters are copyrighted by Seth MacFarlane, Fuzzy Door Productions, and Twentith Century Fox Film Corperaton
Volt is copyrighted by ACDking
Blade the Devil is copyrighted by MFGrape
Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog is owned by CastalInTheSky
Sonic For Hire, Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH) and Link(SFH) and also Soniqua(SFH) are owned by Lowbrow•Machinima
All Rights Reserved
Back to the Pilot
“Another Time… Another Place”- Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog
Setting- The TLBT House- Sonic(SFH) and Tails(SFH)'s place
Sonic(SFH): Okay so Tails, what job offers do we have?
Tails(SFH): Counting the new ones today zero.
Sonic(SFH): What? I thought we going back to our old ways, Sonic for hiring and what not?
Tails(SFH): Well I guess there is no reason for having a group of screw-ups screwing up games.
Alex: Eggman? What the hell is that poking my leg?
Eggman(SFH): Oh that! That's nothing! I just have an erection in my penis.
*everyone gets up from the couch*
Everyone: AGH! Come on!
Sonic: That's disgusting! Oh so that's why we got that hot tub! Jim is dried up from the chili that Eggman(SFH) put you in on "accident".
Earthworm Jim(SFH): Don't put me in the boner water from earlier!
*Sonic throws Earthworm Jim(SFH) in the hot tub*
Earthworm Jim(SFH): Ugh! It's in my mouth!
Sonic(SFH): Okay! So our lives suck no big deal!
*Stewie walks in the room*
Stewie: Hay there!
Brian: Hang on! I have to show you something!*pulls out a tennis ball* Look at this! I found it in the yard!
Stewie: A tennis ball. That's very good Brian…
Brian: Yeah but don't tell the other dogs about it! They'll be jealous!
Dog #1: You son of a $&@$&…
Brian: I have another one but it's buried somewhere… I just can't remember where…
Stewie: Well if you tell me the day it was buried I guess we can find where your ball is.
Brian: I remember the exact date! August 17th 2013.
Stewie: Alright let's go!
Eggman(SFH): Yeah! I'm not tagging along! This bad boy is gonna be here for at least 4-6 hours.
Stewie: Let's go then!
Setting Switch- The Griffin Household- Stewie's Room
Stewie: Oh watch out! There's a battle between the Legos, Knex, and the Transformers going on here!
*They get in the Time Machine and close it as it activates and releases a white flash*
Setting Switch- Inferno Island Kingdom- August 17th 2013
Stewie: Well here we are!
Brian: That's odd! That's Inferno Island but somehow it looks a little different!
*They go behind the window and see inside*
Flair: HA HA! I won again!
Hound: Ah crap.
Alex: Full house
Sonic: You're going to hate me now....
Alex
shows outside of castle) NO!Sonic: HA HA! I won again!
*switches back outside*
Brian: Hay look! Stewie! That's the spot where I buried my tennis ball!
Stewie: Woah woah woah woah! Brian! What are you doing?! You can't move that! Just make a mental note of where you buried it!
Sonic(SFH): You know I never got that! Wouldn't you like to change the past? You would make life better for yourself!
Brian: Yeah! And not just for yourself, you can make it better for others too! You could stop 9/11!
Stewie: Brian, there's only one rule of time travel and that is do not change the past in any way! Or the consequences could be dire!
Brian: Yeah? Where did you hear that from?
Stewie: Quantum Leap.
Brian: That guy changed the past all the time!
*goes back inside*
*Basement door closes behind them*
Alex: What was that?
Flair: Oh no!
Brian: Gah! Crap! It won't open!
Flair: Duh! Cause it's locked!
*goes back outside*
Stewie: Alright! Take a last look because we are out of here!
Sonic: Look at that! The ol gang we got to know so well.
*Stewie gets out the return pad and they all get on and the white flash comes in and fades in with Stewie's room*
Setting Switch- The Griffin Household- Stewie's room
*they all get out of the time machine*
Stewie: Well, it's good to be home!
*Lois comes in Stewie's room*
Lois: Brian! Come quick! They are about to show your statue on the news!
Brian: Statue? For what?
Lois: What do you think National Hero? For stopping the 9/11 terrorists and saving our country!
Stewie: Oh you! I can't even express how mad I am at you right now!
Lois: If it wasn't for you the planes would've hit the World Trade Center!
*Lois exits the room*
Stewie: Brian, this all could end badly!
Brian: Stewie! It's fine!
Lois: Brian! Hurry!
Setting Switch- The Griffin Household- Living room
Tom Tucker:*on TV* Major breaking news Quahog and Fire City are revealing a statue to one of our greatest heroes ever!
Joyce Kinney:*on TV* That's right Tom! A inconceivable plot to destroy the World Trade Center was forted by our own Brian Griffin.
Tom Tucker:*on TV* This amateur video shows Griffin's heroism by stopping a gang called holy $&@$ look at all those vowels Alqua-a-yah- eda.
Video
Brian: Here! Catch all this!
*terrorists attack the pilots*
Brian: Time to terrorize the terrorists!
Stewie: Ugh! You prepared catchphrases for yourself?
Brian: No. Not nessesarally.
Video
*Brian attacks the terrorist*
Brian: Muhammad atta stayed home!
Stewie: NO ONE KNOWS THAT GUYS NAME YET! YOU ARE USING INFORMATION THAT NO ONE KNOWS!
Video
*Brian attacks the second*
Brian: Houston we have a solution!
Stewie: Houston is for space not everyday air travel!
Video
Brian: Tell em to ground every plane off the east coast! Securest out!
*Everyone applauses and the video ends*
Tom Tucker:*on TV* Wow! What a hero! Coming up next can bees think?
Lois: Oh Brian! I'm so proud of you!
Peter: Yeah! Great job stopping those terrorists!
Stewie: Brian! This all could end badly!
Tom Tucker:*on TV* Breaking news just in! Nine southern states have ceseaded from the United States!
Lois: Civil War?!
Stewie: See Brian!
Alex: Oh my god! I want to know what it will look like in 5 years!
Stewie: Well, let's go 5 years into the future!
Brian: Fine!
*they get in the time machine and it activates*
Setting Switch- The TLBT House- February 16th 2019
Brian: That's odd! This is our house but it looks slicker!
Peter*future*: Hay Sonic! I found some double sided tape I could do a few minutes worth of funny stuff with and that should get us to the Meg kissing booth story!
Stewie: Good lord! What's happened to us?!
Brian: Okay! It may look bad! But I can tell you it is all fine!
Cleveland*future*: Hay y'all. Thanks for letting me use your screw driver set Sonic. I just want to let you know how glad I am to back with you all!
Stewie: Wow. I guess he didn't do so well in Fire City.
Sonic(SFH): Uh guys? You may want to look outside!
Brian: Oh my god!
*looks like a apocalypse*
Cleveland*future*:*shooting a gun* AHHHHHHH!*stops* Oh pebble in my shoe Oh pebble in my shoe Oh pebble in my shoe!
*bashes in through the window*
Brian: Stewie. Could I have caused all this?
Stewie: It says here that the new Civil War you started happened with nuclear destruction across the sea board. It killed over 1 million people. Including Cedar Mullion.
Brian: NO! Okay Stewie I know I screwed up but is there anything to do with it?
Stewie: Just to go back to the past and stop your from spilling the beans about stopping 9/11.
*Stewie releases the control pad and fades out white and teleports them back to Inferno Island*
Setting Switch- Inferno Island Kingdom- August 17th 2013
Brian*past*: That's odd! That's Inferno Island but somehow it looks a little different!
Stewie: Oh yeah! We were just here!
Sonic*future*: Wait stop!
Stewie: Who are you?
Alex*future*: We are from the further future! We came here to stop you! What these two do is fine! It's what you two do that causes other bedlam!
Stewie*further future*: Wait stop! What you two do is fine it's what you two do that makes everything worse!
Stewie: Come on!
*More of them spawn in*
Stewie: Oh my god! Why?
Stewie*further further further further further further future*: This is why!*rips shirt to you know what I mean! Giggity!*
Stewie: Alright! SHUT THE HELL UP!
*they all stop talking*
Alex: Alright! This is bull crap! Now raise your hands if you say yes 9/11!
*raise their hands*
Sonic: Alright that's 49! Now who says no 9/11?
*raise their hands*
Sonic: Alright that's 38 9/11 wins!
Brian: Wait? Shouldn't the total be a odd number?
Stewie*further fu- screw it but it is 18 of them future*: Oh yeah! I think one of the Brian's died!
Brian: Wait! If one of me is dead then shouldn't all the mes be dead?
Sonic: I-I-I-I don't don't know! Okay! I guess not! Okay! Very carefully! Step in your time machines! Don't step on a bug, don't give a use investment advice just go back and stay there!
*all of them go back and one of the Stewie's is carrying the dead Brian to the time machine and all of them are gone except 2 of them*
Sonic: There!
*go back to before they first came*
Brian: Why are we still in 2013?
Stewie: You'll see!
*the past version come in*
Stewie:*pulls put gun* GET THE $&@$ BACK IN YOUR TIME MACHINE!
Alex*past*: Look just ca--
*Alex of the past gets shot in the leg*
Stewie: Are you gonna flap your lip of are you going to do as I say?
Brian*past*: Oh god!
Sonic*past*: Okay!
*the past version are gone*
Brian: You just talk to yourself! Won't that alter the past?
Sonic: A cronicological tangent will be created and erasing-- what are you doing?
Brian: Trying crack.
*cronicological tangent erases them and goes back to 2014*
Setting- The TLBT House- Sonic(SFH) and Tails(SFH)'s place
Alex: Ugh! My leg is killing me!
Stewie: Well time travel is risky! Every time you step in the machine you have a chance of altering the past as you know it! Thank god the alternate versions of us were there to stop us from doing what ever we did!
Sonic: I wonder what it was?
Eggman(SFH): Uh guys? I had my erection there!
Everyone: OH GOD!
Cast
Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog, Sabrina the Hedgehog
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire, Roger, Vinny
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
ACDking- Volt the Hedgehog, Cee the Hedgehog, and Goldy the Rabbit, and Golds
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Cream the Rabbit(teenage)
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
Disney- Kermit the Frog
Lowbrow- Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH), and Link(SFH), and also Soniqua(SFH)
Created by Tales499
Written by Tales499
The following is a NON-PROFIT fan base book by Tales499
No animals were harmed during the making of the book.
Copyrights above in the biggining of credits
All characters belong to their respective owners.
Special thanks to
MagicalPouchOfMagic
Austin "ACDking" Dungan
MFGrape
and other DA members!
We at CJCstudios try to be funny. If any of the jokes were wierd and if they didn't make sense please let us know in the comment section below this story! Other than that we hope you liked it!
Copyrighted by CJCstudios Incorperated
"TLBT" and the series along with Flair and his friends are copyrighted by CJCstudios and Tales499
Alex the Hedgehog is copyrighted by MagicalPouchOfMagic
Peter, Brian, Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Consuela, Herbert, and along with "Family Guy" and the jokes and the characters are copyrighted by Seth MacFarlane, Fuzzy Door Productions, and Twentith Century Fox Film Corperaton
Volt is copyrighted by ACDking
Blade the Devil is copyrighted by MFGrape
Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog is owned by CastalInTheSky
Sonic For Hire, Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH) and Link(SFH) and also Soniqua(SFH) are owned by Lowbrow•Machinima
All Rights Reserved
Sonic, Stewie, and Brian along with the others go back into time to the first volume of TLBT: Uncensored! But time get curupted as Brian tells his Former self about going back into time and stopping 9/11.
© 2014 - 2024 Tales499
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