literature

TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #12

Deviation Actions

Tales499's avatar
By
Published:
407 Views

Literature Text

TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures #12
Casino Zone: Part Two- FINALE/ Love of Brian

“Another Time… Another Place”- Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog

Previously on TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures…… The gang goes to Casino Zone to get rich by getting into the vault in the Casino Zone area. But then things got a little out of hand as Sonic, Sonic(SFH), and Brian get captured by well you are gonna find out here in a bit, Alex and Flair find some type of bar which there they saw Frank, and Soniqua(SFH) and Hound exploded the van which Eggman(SFH) and Earthworm Jim(SFH) were in checking on the gang. So now here is the FINALE of the Casino Zone SAGA

Eggman(SFH): Okay the plan got a little screwed up so we need to find Flair, Alex, Brian, Sonic, and Sonic(SFH)!
Tails(SFH): Let's go! But wait! I found Flair and Alex!
Alex: So what's going on here?
Flair: Remember? Sonic and the others got captured?
Alex: Okay! Mr. I got Jackpot 16 times!
Flair: Hay! Don't go hating!
Alex: Hate the concept characters for 'Sonic Boom'! Just look at Sonic! Blue arms? Look at Knuckles! Steroids? Now look at Amy! A flat dress? Come on! Hound would get in there in no time! Look at Tails! He's the only one I like other the the lightning activated from his belt. Now look at the game for 'Sonic Boom'… They are trying to make Sonic 06' again! But the show itself looks good though I won't lie! But the Sonic design don't give it the original feeling!
Flair: Okay Alex! We get it!
Hound: That will be an idea!

Setting Switch- Inside Casino Zone

Sonic: What ever you are you won't get away!
???: Oh won't I?
Brian: Wait? Shredder?
Shredder: Why yes dog!
Brian: It's Brian actually…
Shredder: Oh well! But I have big plans for you! In my main attraction!
*reveals a poster for TLBT on ICE*

Tales: NO! Maybe!
Sonic: Get out of here!
Sonic(SFH): Oh my god! Yes!
Sonic and Brian: No… I mean yes!
Shredder: Good!

Setting Switch- Casino Zone Ice Rink

*plays Period from FMA: Brotherhood and Sonic and the others come out and Tails(SFH) comes in*

Tails(SFH): Guys! Come on! We found the vault!
Sonic: Cool! Let's go!

Setting Switch- Casino Zone Vault

*Sonic, Flair, Alex, Hound and the others go in and get out 5 carts full of 8 bags of 1000 rings each*

Sonic: Alright! Let's get out of here!
Shredder: What are you doing?! I'm ruined! I was going to make a movie about you all and it was going to be directed by Steven Spielberg!
Sonic: Oh…
*Shredder then stabs himself with his blade*

Alex: Let's get out of here!
Flair: Right!
Sonic: Okay! We can get some tickets for TLBT on ICE!
Earthworm Jim(SFH): Wait! That's not cancelled?! You son of a----

Setting Switch- The TLBT House

Sonic: Look! Blue Arms and Steroids! Not cool SEGA! Not cool!
Brian: Morning…
Sonic: Brian! Have you seen this sneak peek for 'Sonic Boom' and the trailer for the video game version?
Brian: Sucks… The game that is!
Tails: So what's up with the 5 carts with 8 bags full of 1000 rings?
Sonic: Don't ask!
Tails(SFH): We gone to Casino Zone!
Tails: OH COME ON!
Peter: Who wants A DRY POCKET?
Sonic: What the hell is a dry pocket?!
Peter: It's where I $&@$ in your pocket!
Sonic: No!

*Eggman(SFH) comes down as Alex chases him*
Eggman(SFH): See ya loser!
Alex: $&@$ YOU!!!!!!
Sonic(SFH): Okay! Starting to hate this but yeah!
Brian: Oh and I'm going out with Sabrina tonight with Flair and Blaze…
Sonic: Okay!
Eggman(SFH): Did somebody say DOUBLE DATE?
Everyone: Ooooooooh!
Alex: No… Never again!
Sonic: Yeah that was stupid!
Sonic(SFH): And I live with stupid! I'm allergic to stupid people! Aaah-choo.

Sonic: No! You live with fatass!
Frank: Sorry! I didn't press the censor button in time!
Alex: $&@$ the censor button! Don't you read the title? It's 'TLBT: Uncensored! Mini-Adventures' right in the beginning of the page! Yes I'm breaking the 4th wall! Don't judge me!
Sonic: GOD!
Alex: Y- oh! I'm I the dumbnuts here this time?
Sonic: Ya think?

Setting Switch- Starbucks Café- Fire City

Sabrina: Hay thanks for meeting me here Brian…
Brian: No problem! So when are we gonna get-
Sabrina: Yeah about that… I think it's time to see other people.
Brian: Y-y-y-y-what?!
Sabrina: I'm sorry Brian. But I think it's best for us to remain friends. But also that and--
Quagmire:*pulls up in his car* GIGGITY!
Brian: You're going out with him?!
Sabrina: No! I don't even know him!
Quagmire: God $&@$&@
Frank: Sorry again! I just came here to grab something out of the panel!
*Frank pushes Quagmire's car out of the page?!*

Sabrina: I'm sorry Brian...
*Sabrina gets up from the chair and leaves*
Brian: That's it? It just ends like that?*cries*
Alex: Okay! I don't know what's going on here but shut the $&@$ up!

Setting Switch- The TLBT House- Sonic, Tails, Brian, and Garfield's room
*Brian lies on the bed as Sonic knocks on their room door*

Sonic: Brian? Can we talk?
Brian: GO AWAY!
Kayla: What's wrong with your roommate?
Sonic: Sabrina broke up with him...
Kayla: Okay! I wasn't in how many volumes and this happened! Our cousin was dating that dog?
Brian: IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT THEN GO SUCK MY $&@$
Sofie:=_= I don't know what he said because of that censor beep.
Frank: Shouldn't know!
Sonic(SFH): Should I go in old timer?
Sonic: Yes, and don't call me that!

*Sonic opens the door and Sonic(SFH) goes in*
Sonic: And we never saw him ever again!
*everyone hears punching and Sonic(SFH) comes out the door with messed up hair*
Sonic(SFH): That is one $&@$&@ off dog!

Setting Switch- The TLBT House- Outside Alex's House

Sonic:*knocks on the door 3x* Alex *knocks on the door 3x* Alex *knocks on the door 3x* A-
Alex:*opens door* Sonic.
Sonic: Okay! That's wrong!
Alex: So what's up?
Sonic: I need your help!
Alex: Finally!
Sonic: What?
Alex: Nevermind! And sure! What is it?
Sonic: Bria--
Alex: Nope!
Sonic: I never fin--
Alex: You want to know the truth! Fine! The masterbating part is true but.... I sorta had a---
Sonic: Don't say relationship!
Alex: No! We had a thing… Brian was sorta attracted to me when I moved here…
Sonic: Right! A relationship?
Flair:*comes through the window* WHAT?!
Sonic: Can you- Can you go away?
Flair: Nah…
Alex: No… Look my point is bring him over here and here's $20!

Setting- The TLBT House- Main room

Sonic: So… What should we do with this?
Flair: I Don't know! Buy a Playstation Play gift card?
Sonic: I don't know... Take 50:50?
Flair: Sure! $10? Sold!
Sonic(SFH): So uh… Where's Brian?
Sonic: With Alex…
Tails(SFH): I keep hearing a banging noise from Sabrina's place…
Sonic: I knew I had faith in Alex…
Alex: Problem solved… Although anyone have a few $200?
Sonic: Why?
Alex: I need a new lamp… and a new couch… and also apolstery cleaners.
Everyone: AGH!
*Sonic and Sonic(SFH) barfs in the trash can as Flair faceslaps himself along with Alex and Tails(SFH)*
Flair: Wait! So they are having se--
Alex: Yes… Should have done it at her house instead of doing it in mine.
*everyone hears a loud bang*
Alex: Make that a few $400. New nightstand, New bed…
Ghost Nappa: I'm a ghost!
Everyone:*screams* AHHHHH!

Setting- The TLBT House- Main room

Sonic: Click!
Flair: Yes! $20 added to our PlayStation Play account!
Sonic: Thank you Sony Online! Hay Brian!
Brian: Hay…
Sonic: Oh no!
Flair: Ah crap!
Brian: She broke up with me again!
Sonic: Cheer up Brian!

*play It Might Be You by Stephen Bishop and read the credits or play the credits on YouTube*

Brian: What's going on?
Sonic: I think it's some sorta music montage...
Brian: Can we can we not do that?
Sonic: Fine!

Cast

Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog, Sabrina the Hedgehog
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire, Roger, Vinny
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
ACDking- Volt the Hedgehog, Cee the Hedgehog, and Goldy the Rabbit, and Golds
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prower, Cream the Rabbit(teenage)
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
Disney- Kermit the Frog
Lowbrow- Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH), and Link(SFH), and also Soniqua(SFH)

Created by Tales499

Written by Tales499

The following is a NON-PROFIT fan base book by Tales499

No animals were harmed during the making of the book.

Copyrights above in the biggining of credits
All characters belong to their respective owners.

Special thanks to
MagicalPouchOfMagic
Austin "ACDking" Dungan
MFGrape
and other DA members!

We at CJCstudios try to be funny. If any of the jokes were wierd and if they didn't make sense please let us know in the comment section below this story! Other than that we hope you liked it!

Copyrighted by CJCstudios Incorperated
"TLBT" and the series along with Flair and his friends are copyrighted by CJCstudios and Tales499
Alex the Hedgehog is copyrighted by MagicalPouchOfMagic
Peter, Brian, Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Consuela, Herbert, and along with "Family Guy" and the jokes and the characters are copyrighted by Seth MacFarlane, Fuzzy Door Productions, and Twentith Century Fox Film Corperaton
Volt is copyrighted by ACDking
Blade the Devil is copyrighted by MFGrape
Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog is owned by CastalInTheSky
Sonic For Hire, Sonic(SFH), Eggman(SFH), Earthworm Jim(SFH), and Tails(SFH) and Link(SFH) and also Soniqua(SFH) are owned by Lowbrow•Machinima
All Rights Reserved
Finale of Casino Night SAGA and also a second story included!
© 2014 - 2024 Tales499
Comments0
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In