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TLBT: Uncensored Mini Adventures #5
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Blade's Mansion FINALE!/ THANKSGIVING SPECIAL

“In Another Time... In Another Place”— Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog

Previously on TLBT: Uncensored!

Our heroes got a indentation to look for the bag of souls hidden by Blade the Devil/Demon himself... Meanwhile FOX had more wisecracks with Bob's Burgers.... Which should be canned by now! Whoops! Off subject! Speaking of which! They canned Family Guy 2x already! Just to let you know! Anyways the team of <#C556> paired up with now our heroes of <#TLBT11>... And you know how the special was going to be 3 parts? Well now it's going to be the final part of the novel saga... But don't forget that December 25th is the premiere of TLBT: Uncensored- The Comic! Now on to the finale of Blade's mansion! Because of FOX!!!!!!!!!! XD

Flair: Hay guys! Check this out!

Now as they reached the end of the room they noticed bunches of sand dials in each column.

Sonic: Blade told me about this room but never shown me it!

Kayla: Yep! Just as I recalled! The Sands of Time Room!

Sofie: v~v Why did I have to go?

Kayla: That way I can gross you out!

Hound: When did y-- Giggity!

Alex: Okay! Meanwhile he tries to stalk me, he stalks me... He stalks someone else too? Plus I don't even know this person!

Kayla: I'm Kayla.... Sonic's sister?

Alex: v~v Shut up.....

Kayla: v~v Nevermind....

Sonic: Anyways......

Flair: Hay guys! I found 2 bags of souls!

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3/4 souls revived!

Soul Bonus: 30000
Search Bonus: 2000
Special Stage Bonus: 40000
Total: 108000
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Peter: HA! Sonic 1,2,3, and 4 with a twist!

Alex: v-v Shut the $&@€ up

Setting Switch- Blade's Hidden Room

Blade: Hmmm.... They found the 2 bags! They might make it!

Setting Switch- Blade's Mansion- Middle Hallway

Frank: Uh oh! DevilQuarts! The strongest material in the world!

*hand reaches out for Kayla*
Kayla: You know wh---*hand grabs her*

Sofie: Hay! Let go of her you... Thing!

Alex:*grabs the hand* Not on my watch!

Hound<#T499>:*Runs out of the room* Hay guys!

Meg: H--

Everybody: SHUT UP MEG!

*Flair slices the hand off*

Frank: Flair! I have a idea! I'll use my Giga drill to break the floor!

*Shows a nuclear explosion screen*

Alex: Worked!

Flair: Almost!

Sonic: I got it!

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All souls revived! Now Blade won't have to kill you!

Soul Bonus: 30000
Search Bonus: 2000
Special Stage Bonus: 40000
Total: 180000
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Sonic: WAIT! WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!

Blade:*comes out of the wall* Congrats on your victory! Now.. Get out of my mansion!

*everyones gone*

Blade: I love being evil....

Sonia: Blade! Axel! Dinner!

Blade: Oh! Taco night!

Setting Switch- Griffin Household- 28 days later- Thanksgiving Day

Peter:*watches the tv* The Thanksgiving tradition! The Macy Thanksgiving Parade!

Sonic: Funny part! I'm in it!

Peter: Huh! You are!

*shows the Sonic the Hedgehog parade balloon behind the Kermit the Frog balloon and in front of the Pikachu balloon*

Stewie:*walks by and notices the ballon* What the hell?! Is that Sonic?!

Kayla: How come I'm the only one who knows what Stewie is saying right now?

Alex: Cause your a $&@$&....

Kayla: Screw you green woman!

Alex: At least I don't have hair like a wh--

Sonic: Enough! Alex go in the other room before this turns into a big girl fight!

Alex: Don't mind at all for a fight!

Kayla: Me neither!

Brian: If you're gonna fight... Then take it outside! Please!

Kayla: No one likes you!

Brian: Or you...

Sonic: Oh yeah... I forgot! Kayla and Brian don't like each other!

Tails: Look at that Hound... Quagmire is still uncomfortable ever since his dad had that sex change....

Hound: Wow..... Giggity!

Tails: I'll slap you!

Alex:*backslaps Hound* STOP BEING PERVERTIVE! OR ELSE THIS WHOLE FRANCHISE IS GOING TO END!

Hound: Okay.. Jesus!

Joe: Hay guys!

Peter: Hay Joe!

Sonic: Hay Joe! So what's new?

Joe: Nothing much really...

Sonic: Well, Hound is being his normal self... Kayla is trying to kill--- WHAT? Kayla!

*Sonic runs outside*

Brian: So uh do you know what's going on Sofie?

Sofie: I'll give you a hint! Stab, dead, run.

Brian: So Kayla is trying to kill Alex.

Sofie: Yeah....

Setting Switch- The Griffin Household- backyard- 15 minutes later

Peter: Okay so Mayor West and Joe are going to be caption for Football! So who's going to go first?

Mayor West: Me! And I'll pick you!
*points to Joe*

Joe: Sorry you can't pick me I'm captain!

Mayor West: Okay then I'll pick you!
*points to Alex*

Alex: NO!

Peter: Yeah come on! It'll be fun!

Alex: Still no!

Sonic: Just go on without her!

Setting- The Griffin Household- After the game

Peter:*walks toward Kayla, Chris, Alex, Joe, and Mayor West which Peter is drunk* Okay, I'm uh throw the ball too hard at my kids...

Alex: I don't think that's how it wo-- *Peter throws the ball at her head hard* OW! JESUS!

Peter: Don't cry! Don't cry! Games over if y-y-you cry!

Lois:*walks to Peter* Peter, I think you had one too many!

Peter:*talks normal* What are you talking about Lois? Drinking is the Thanksgiving tradition! Just like in the Pilgram ages!

Sofie: Sure it is!

Peter: Shut up Sofie! Oh and Hound had a girlfriend named Sofe! S--
*Sofie pukes on Brian*

Brian: Gah! Oh god! This is like the apicat bottle all over again!

Frank: Oh my!

Sonic: You are not that one guy from Star Trek!

Frank: Aw...

Alex: v_v And of course Frank would say that!

Kayla: Shut up Alex!

Alex:O_- What did you say to me yo--

Sonic: Come on guys! Dinners ready!

Setting Switch- The Griffin Household- Living room
*If you saw the Family Guy Thanksgivng episode you'd know what the table looked like*

Peter: Look at that! I can't wait to poop this out!

Alex: Not something for the table Peter!

Cleveland: Oh that's nasty!

Stan: Hello there neighbors!

Peter: Joe! You can walk!

Stan: No Peter! It's me! Stan!

Peter: Oh...

Sonic: Hay Stan!

Roger:*sits next to Alex* Hello there! I'm Roger!

Alex: Get this alien away from me! No offense ALF!

ALF: Feel good about yourself there? Feel good about yourself there?

Stewie: Stop stealing my jokes!

Babs: My those sweet potatoes look devine!

Lois: That's the stuffin' ma! Put your glasses back on before you run over another black guy!

Brian: Hello Ida....

Ida: Hello Brian....

Stewie: He threw up right when he found out you we're a monster...

Sonic: He says that allot about Meg so that's not good!

Flair: Shut up bro...

Sonic: Fine! Still getting used to that whole BlueStar and Drake thing!

Flair: Yup!

Stan: Hay I got a wishbone!

Peter: Hay Stan! Let's do it together!

Stan: Okay! Let the strongest man win!
*Peter breaks almost the entire thing*

Peter: HA! I WIN! So that means I get the biggest piece!

Stan: No

Peter: Yes

Stan: No

Peter: Yes

Stan: No

Peter: Yes

Alex: Will you shut up?

Roger: I'll have a glass of wine!

Alex: Can I seriously move?

Sonic: Give up already Alex!

Kayla: At least I don't have to sit by that thing!

Alex: What?

Peter: Oooh!

Kayla: I said At least I don't have to sit by that thing!

Roger: Who me?

Kayla: No! Alex!

Alex:*punches Kayla*

Sonic: Oooooh! This is not a very thankful holiday!

Quagmire: GIRL FIGHT!

Barney Stenson(Neil Patrick Harris): Take out the camera! As tonight this is the night we see girls fight!

Frank: CAMEOS!

Sonic: Ha! How I Met Your Mother with a twist!

*play the How I met Your Mother theme song until it is done then read on*

Frank: What was that?

Sonic: I made some sorta reference to a show on CBS!

Roger: Well CBS is going to be up our $&@$&!

Stan: ROGER! Only DeviantART does!

Flair: Should we break up the fight?

Barney Stenson(Neil Patrick Harris): NO! That is one thing you never do! That ruins it!

Blaze: Don't listen to him! Just do it!

*Sonic and Flair split Alex and Kayla*

Barney Stenson(Neil Patrick Harris) & Quagmire: NO!

Joe: When did Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stenson come in?

Barney Stenson(Neil Patrick Harris): Everywhere!

Blade: Get out!

*rushes out the door*

Sonic: Now this is gonna stop people! This is Thanksgiving not Trashgiving!

Peter: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!

Lois: Peter... Not for the table...

Peter: Aww... Hay Lois! Boo----

Brian: NO!

Tails: Guys.... Can we just get back to eating and less of the chit-chat?

Quagmire: It's called your a two tailed myth no one in this room likes you!

Kayla: Can I at least say something here?

Sonic: What is it?

Kayla: Alex is a drama queen $&@$&...

Sonic: She sometimes can be...

Lois: If anyone wanted gravy on the turkey it's not my fault I can't get a $&@$ lick of money here!

Peter: Hay.... Let's go back and eat some food...

Kayla: Sounds good to me!

Alex: Just as long as I don't sit by the blue one's sister!

Sonic: Don't blame me! I didn't make the thing!

Peter: Hay! Happy Thanksgivin' everyone!

Sonic: Yeah... And many more to come!

*zooms out of the window and zooms upward from the Griffin Household like in Family Guy viewer mail #2 Fatman & Robin*

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TEAM HEROES passed Act 4

Ring Bonus: 60000
Time Bonus: 365000
Special Stage Total: 180000
Total: 1,030,000
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Cast

Tales499- Flair the Hedgehog, Hound Prower, Francis "Frank" da Echidna, Erving the Hedgehog
MagicalPouchOfMagic- Alex the Hedgehog
Seth MacFarlane- Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Consuela, Lois Griffin, Ida Quagmire, Glenn Quagmire
MFGrape- Blade the Devil
ACDking- Volt the Hedgehog
SEGA- Sonic the Hedgehog
Paul Fusco/Sony Animation/LIONSGATE- Gordon "ALF" Shumway
CastalInTheSky- Kayla the Hedgehog and Sofie the Hedgehog
FOX/CBS- Barney Stenson(Neil Patrick Harris)

Created by Tales499

Written by Tales499

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